Why the Cake is a Lie does not play AVA.

[The Cake is a Lie.]

Two reasons you will rarely, if ever see me on AVA:

1.
I have played Ava to the point of insanity. I have played since the day it was first released. I knew every exploit, every hiding spot, every pixel like the back of my hands. I played back before your fancy "physics" engine and new age "graphics."

2.
Everytime I play Axis and I am a wee bit drunk, I jump up on roofs and taunt those that pass.

and of course:

Maybe someone should fix this....

Just so you all know:
I have never and will never do this on an eGO server or with my =(eG)= tag and current name (unless asked to by a senior admin) and will not hesitate to kick those who try.

But dang it's fun to do on little mom and pop servers under the guise of "French Taunter #1" (Holy Grail reference, wait... I shouldn't have to explain that to this crowd). !amazed

 

[Wal-Mart Security]

hahaha, nice cake, ya....i rarely play ava, cause ive found most of the hiding spots and it got old quick, i mostly play kalt and donner!

 

[ROCKET CHUMP]

haha, you gotta tell me how to get to those spots

 

[Rogue Sniper]

so thats what you were talkin about

 

[Blindsfell]

kk is the funnest. i have the same prob but mine is on donner and anzio. and now strand

 

[The Cake is a Lie.]

And can't forget more worthless spots for the allies!

These are considerably easier to reach, and take less acrobatic ability.

Plant holder:

Balcony:

Light Post:

Telephone wire connector:

 

[[J]ackofSpades]

Why play AVA when you can play Kalt? A mystery of the universe.

 

[The Snake*]

why play kalt at all? ive played ava ever since day one of my gaming days and i have a hatred for that map that no one can ever understand.

 

[sugafree]

bllod and snow r soo beautiful when mixed!....kalt

 

[Mr. Chair -TR-]

Kalt=win.

Oh yeah, and there's a spot at axis 2nd on ava where you can taunt fools going into apartments. You should try it. o.o;

 

[Infected Ice]

lol nice spots guys! but i have to say donner=win donner is a sick map!

 

[DrunkenSailor]

I like ava but I am really really starting to like strand.

 

[Edge]

How do they get up there?

 

[{3xG} bradyfan_08]

monty python is glorious!

"I told them...we already had one" hahahahaha i love the french taunters!

 

[Mr. Chair -TR-]

[quote1184348000={3xG} bradyfan_08]
monty python is glorious!

"I told them...we already had one" hahahahaha i love the french taunters!
[/quote1184348000]Quoted For Epic Truf.

 

[The Cake is a Lie.]

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How do they get up there?
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If I told everyone how to reach my special spots, it would take all the fun out of taunting!

 

[Stephenjazz=FL=]

nice one, I bet you know every exploit on the game=)

 

[CorpPunishment (UK)]

ur in your own spawn on one of em, lame