Neato Joke

A woman gives birth, and a nurse takes the baby into an adjacent room
to clean it up. She re-enters and approaches the mother, the babe
wrapped up in a towel in her arms.

"Congratulations," she says. "It's a healthy baby girl." As she says
this, she accidentally drops the baby, which promptly lands right on
its squishy noggin.

"My baby!" screams the mother.

"Don't worry, I'll get it!" smiles the nurse.

However, she unfortunately stumbles and places her foot right on the
baby's face, before accidentally kicking it across the room. It hits
the wall with a sickening crack before the nurse runs over to it,
peels it off the floor and throws it out of the window.

"What are you doing?!" yells the mother.

"April Fools!" replies the nurse. "It was already dead!"
 
Ow..just...ow...lol. It's kind of a weird laugh, one of detest and sickness, and to a point it's funny, but...damn...
 
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A woman gives birth, and a nurse takes the baby into an adjacent room
to clean it up. She re-enters and approaches the mother, the babe
wrapped up in a towel in her arms.

"Congratulations," she says. "It's a healthy baby girl." As she says
this, she accidentally drops the baby, which promptly lands right on
its squishy noggin.

"My baby!" screams the mother.

"Don't worry, I'll get it!" smiles the nurse.

However, she unfortunately stumbles and places her foot right on the
baby's face, before accidentally kicking it across the room. It hits
the wall with a sickening crack before the nurse runs over to it,
peels it off the floor and throws it out of the window.

"What are you doing?!" yells the mother.

"April Fools!" replies the nurse. "It was already dead!"
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That's a really horrible joke, yet I find it funny.
 
hmmmm dead babies....hmmm if caboose doesnt like babies...and caboose is all knowing..then i dont care!!
 
...hmm...

I approve.

But I hate myself for it. Luckily I sealed my heart away in a frozen cage of steel long ago to keep the guilt monsters away.
 
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