I have to come clean with the members of eGO.
The reason that you don't see John T on much is that we made him up! When we have a tough or unpopular decision to make we blame it on John. When you do see him online the voice is provided by Kamikaze Tommy and gameplay is provided by Slayr who choses unfamiliar weapons and refrains from punching (which is why he sucks).
Artimus is real but we keep him duct taped to a wall in a closet and steal his money. His lovely wife has been seen around Vegas with Tech Sgt. Starbuck.
Speaking of Tech Sgt. Starbuck, he IS real and is a revered champion of all things DOD. Think John Wayne.
Lt. Wolf we invented but we may be erasing him shortly due to popular demand.
We wanted a younger twist on the clan and invented Kaos Duse, the Kid. He is voiced by the same woman who does Bart Simpson.
Slayr is real but we're trying to fix that.
We were going to invent Fluffy but she actually showed up. She is an 81 year old housewife from Lexington, Kentucky so you guys can quit drooling.
Baron Rojo we invented for that Latino flavor. His voice and gameplay are supplied by Revelations (who also does a good imitation of a Brit).
Dominion and Kendle are real. They are working their way through junior high as remedial Computer Science students.
Splat and Harbinger were invented to make Sad Sack feel younger. Both are played by bots which is why you see them shooting rockets into their own players etc..
More when I find out if you folks can HANDLE the truth.
Tech
B)
The reason that you don't see John T on much is that we made him up! When we have a tough or unpopular decision to make we blame it on John. When you do see him online the voice is provided by Kamikaze Tommy and gameplay is provided by Slayr who choses unfamiliar weapons and refrains from punching (which is why he sucks).
Artimus is real but we keep him duct taped to a wall in a closet and steal his money. His lovely wife has been seen around Vegas with Tech Sgt. Starbuck.
Speaking of Tech Sgt. Starbuck, he IS real and is a revered champion of all things DOD. Think John Wayne.
Lt. Wolf we invented but we may be erasing him shortly due to popular demand.
We wanted a younger twist on the clan and invented Kaos Duse, the Kid. He is voiced by the same woman who does Bart Simpson.
Slayr is real but we're trying to fix that.
We were going to invent Fluffy but she actually showed up. She is an 81 year old housewife from Lexington, Kentucky so you guys can quit drooling.
Baron Rojo we invented for that Latino flavor. His voice and gameplay are supplied by Revelations (who also does a good imitation of a Brit).
Dominion and Kendle are real. They are working their way through junior high as remedial Computer Science students.
Splat and Harbinger were invented to make Sad Sack feel younger. Both are played by bots which is why you see them shooting rockets into their own players etc..
More when I find out if you folks can HANDLE the truth.
Tech
B)
