You know you're an eGO if.....*2nd Installment!*

Chaplain

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You have nightmares about Kamakize Tommy murdering you.

You've been mesmerized by Corp. Punishment's "Boom! Headshot!" avatar.

Your whole day is ruined when you see you've dropped 6 spots on the avalanche server rankings.

When you refer to your "troubled past" you are reffering to the time when you still played counterstrike.

You've mistaken Giovanni's voice for God telling you the scrim is on.

You feel bad, but you just don't care the kid on bazooka needs ammo.

You hope you can marry a woman like fluffythedestroyer some day.

After 2 quick deaths, you wonder why you thought your garand skills would have magically improved overnight.

You're very proud of the fact that you were able to stop using the word Mississippi to prime your grenade.

Standing in line at the bank makes you really wish you had brought your shovel.

You find yourself wishing your girlfriend was on dod so you could mute her.

You are the victim of a hit and run, and you frantically look for their steam id as they drive away.

When someone is in your way at the grocery store you wave your arm and yell, "Go go go!"

Instead of pictures of your kids or girlfriend in your wallet, you carry around a screenshot of that quadruple nade kill.

You are convinced the universe is out to get you when you get 3 non-lethal KAR shots in one round.

When all is lost, you cross your fingers and hope you don't turn into a telephone pole or a boat.

You feel like a ninja when no one notices that shrub thats never been there before.....

You would be happy to pay someone 5 bucks if they would just cover the wheelhouse.

You've seen Baron's avatar, and wished you were the fish.

You would be more willing to fight a war for JohnT then for George Bush.

You feel slightly embarrased when you say "rank" at the end of your date.

You really hope you meet your true love on dod....cause if not you're screwed.

You've become the master at raiding the fridge in the 12 seconds it takes you to respawn.

You still don't know where suze's house is.....or why so many people are in it.

You are convinced that hitting the refresh button 1000 times in a row at lightning speed will get you into the full scrim.

You truly believe that if you were promoted to O all your problems would diissappear.

You think of Starbuck as the Father you never had.

It's a bird! it's a plane! No, it Sailor's rocket!

You've asked Baron to say something in his columbian accent.

Those Kustom Kettle guys are awesome, but man they need to learn how to spell.

You feel like a jedi without a lightsaber when your admin busts.

You always join Fry's team on kalt just so you won't be on the wrong end of his sniper rifle.

You've prayed to a higher power for protection as you come out of the kalt sewer on their first flag.

You looked on itunes for the secret music that's played in Tunisia.

You've considered banning the KAR as a weapon just so Kamphy can't use it.

You know there will be someone waiting for you at the top of the elevator shaft in Strand.....but you climb it anyway.

You are convinced Outbreak's full time job is posting on the forums.

You think ShaneHD is so smart, you ask him for his advice on what to eat for breakfast.

For some reason, the sound of Revelation cursing is sweet music to your ears.

You've heard "Awwwww (your name)" from Food Fight after you've been gunned down more times than you can count.

While at the beach, you look around for places you would set up an mg were it to be attacked.

You've explained to a disgruntled pubber why their beloved carbine is missing from the kalt bazooka class.

You've heard slayr rebuke you in Strand for taking anything but the big gun first.



http://www.edgegamers.us/e107_plugins/forum/forum_viewtopic.php?43216 -Original
 
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Instead of pictures of your kids or girlfriend in your wallet, you carry around a screenshot of that quadruple nade kill.

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How did you know about that??
 
And reffering to the first one, my comp has gone to edgegamers more than pornsites, HAHAHA.
omg dude you better keep these comin!
 
lol, that was awesome.

"Instead of pictures of your kids or girlfriend in your wallet, you carry around a screenshot of that quadruple nade kill." I've got that! lol
 
"Instead of pictures of your kids or girlfriend in your wallet, you carry around a screenshot of that quadruple nade kill."

Best one.
 
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