Want to buy an assault weapon off ebay?

[masterofpuppets]

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=170136134592&ru=http:%2


!whoa

Edit: the really sad thing is that it actually has 7 bids.

 

[Wal-Mart Security]

HAHAHA, wow, an "Assault Rock".......MUST HAVE

 

[masterofpuppets]

"Please note: this item, due to its inherently dangerous nature, is not available to: at least the northern portion of the left coast and the land of fruit and nuts (Kalifornia and Ebay). In fact, we highly recommend that those areas IMMEDIATELY begin a program of regulating, stamping out, filing a manufacturer’s class action suit against God,( the original manufacturer), and rendering all non-military or law-enforcement controlled rocks un-useable and ineffective by super gluing them to something solid or crushing them to the size of salt grains. (Any larger and some fool might think to use them in a sling shot!!)"

I love ebay.

 

[ROCKET CHUMP]

HAHAHA! dude...we should make a skin for our melee weapon of a rock. and the animation would bash someone over the head with an assault rock

 

[daMduck]

I sold some rubber super balls as "safe target slingshot ammo" for 5 bucks on ebay. People never cease to amaze and amuse me. Quack

 

[outlaw]

lmfao

i say we sell assaullt rocks with the ego logo carved in for contibutions the clan's servers

down here where im from, theres millons of rocks and every imaginable size and color scattered around the desert so i would be glad to ship youll some for production

 

[Munch]

are you serious???? who buys a rock

 

[masterofpuppets]

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are you serious???? who buys a rock
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Idk, pet rocks were big in the 70's. I guess it's a social commentary when you think about it

70's = Pet rocks
00's = Fully automatic assault rocks

 

[BREAK_EM_OUT_JONES]

its going for 150 bucks. wow...

 

[i have no life [DAM]]

people seem to have no common sense what so ever

 

[Archangel_565]

That's ridiculous.

Current bid: US $152.50

 

[masterofpuppets]

Q: Now why didn't I think of this? BTW, have you filed for a patent on this device?

A: God beat me to it...

 

[Major Headsh(+)t{RD}]

lol wow, this one lady sold a PB @ J sandwhich on there for 99,999,999$ cause they thought it was a joke

 

[Blindsfell]

wow ^^^^^^^^^^^^

 

[Death]

oooo i know a assault orange is what i need

 

[Reinkaos]

Someone already bidded a 1000 dollars on a rock. =O

 

[Wanderer[Inactive]]

that is sad as hell. 13 bids and its at 1K. why on earth would you spend 1000 dollars on a rock. ill sell you a bigger one for 500.

 

[DyeMatrix]

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its going for 150 bucks. wow...
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Make that $1000

 

[DyeMatrix]

http://cgi.ebay.com/bullet-knife-gu...ryZ73953QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem

 

[MoneyMaker-RR-]

DyeMatrix what is that thing anway? oh and LOL omg a rock I mean common a ROCK!!!