Recruiting for Universal Takeover.

[EDITThor]

Hello my am=(eGO)=s,

I am recruiting brave men and women to help me take over the universe. If you are interested in joining the cause of my universal conquest and empire, please list your special powers.

My special powers, you ask?
Well...
Create Lightning Bolts
Fly
Super Strength
Super Smart
Pick Up Mjolnir
Throw Mjolnir
and...
Super coolness.

Tell me, what super powers do you have that can aid me in the cause?

 

[LUCKY{A|R}]

UM I CAN DRINK A BEER IN ONE DRINK. HAVE 9 BEFORE I HAVE TO URINATE. AND CAN USE MY CAT LIKE REFLEXES TO PICK UP ON WOMEN.
ARE THESE HELPFUL????

 

[Yoo-Hoo!{RD}]

Uhh... I can only whistle by sucking air in instead of blowing air out. Does that count?

 

[LegendOfChaos13 -TR-]

lmao lucky those are some great talents my man!!!

 

[Reinkaos]

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UM I CAN DRINK A BEER IN ONE DRINK. HAVE 9 BEFORE I HAVE TO URINATE. AND CAN USE MY CAT LIKE REFLEXES TO PICK UP ON WOMEN.
ARE THESE HELPFUL????
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Why do you always type in caps? Lol.

 

[LUCKY{A|R}]

YES NATRAL ABILITY NO PRACTICE WAS INVOLVED.
OH AND I CAN TAKE A BEATING REAL BAD AND COME BACK FOR MORE. I.E. NEVER GIVE UP I ALWAYS SAY. NO MATTER HOW BAD THE WHIPPIN

 

[Punch2Face]

And he is really good at the Caps Lock button... Well I can make kryptonite and throw it at batman! Lol.

 

[EDITThor]

[quote1187046832=Punch2Face]
And he is really good at the Caps Lock button... Well I can make kryptonite and throw it at batman! Lol.
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Don't you mean Superman?

Well, you're all accepted, we need more people though.

 

[saOsiN]

how about the power, to kill a yak, from 200 yards away....WITH MIND BULLETS....

 

[Death]

lets see i have the power to make up powers!!!! boo ya

 

[LegendOfChaos13 -TR-]

I am god... so i can just about do anything!!!

 

[Punch2Face]

Lol, I purposely did batman so people would be like wow he's retarded... =P.

 

[Baron Rojo]

I HAVE TO POWER TO BE COLOMBIAN!!!! AND THE POWER TO CREATE PINNAPLES OUT OF THIN AIR!!!

BAM!!!!

 

[Killa]

Baron...That was hilarious.

 

[Blindsfell]

I have the power to own lift Milwakee off the beach, that is how they got that screenie of him

 

[GOOFY[baconator]-TR-]

Ummm i can get really hott girls

 

[bullgodz]

I have the ability to lose track of time....and the sense of where im at....

examples... when i get a new sports illustrated or electronic gaming monthly, i can sit in the bathroom for an hour and not realize it....

and sense of where i am....well thats all the time...

 

[ROCKET CHUMP]

i can make you do stuff...like now...you are reading my post...but yea ill help

 

[BREAK_EM_OUT_JONES]

umm my super power is high kicking.

i can kick the top of a door without jumping and with a well timed running jump i can kick the net of a basketball hoop.

also im a super forum poster...

 

[EDITThor]

All accepted, Recruit Recruit Recruit!