The Official "Pirates Are Better Than Ninjas" Thread.

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EDITThor

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True story, Pirates own.

Why?
Laser Eyes under their eye-patches
Grog
Cannons
Muskets
Rusty Cutlasses
Zombies are on their side (Zombie pirates anyone?)
They are rich (plundering ports and ships for booty!)
Striped shirts
Entire Ships and Fleets

What do ninjas have?
Fancy dance moves

This is scientific proof busting the myth of "Ninjas are better than pirates."
 
Do you have any idea how sneaky and clever ninjas are? All of the best pirates are probably just undercover ninjas!

Hell, you might be an undercover ninja and not even know it! And you're the god of thunder!
 
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Do you have any idea how sneaky and clever ninjas are? All of the best pirates are probably just undercover ninjas!

Hell, you might be an undercover ninja and not even know it! And you're the god of thunder!
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No way!

I'm a viking! But Pirates evolved from vikings, so we fight together.

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Thor, Do u happen to have a facebook...with the Ninjas v.s. Pirates??
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No I hate that infernal website.
 
ninjas would own pirates hands down....yea while the pirates are trying to load their cannons the ninjas already cut their heads off...and ninjas dont need money...they sneak away with it :p
 
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ninjas would own pirates hands down....yea while the pirates are trying to load their cannons the ninjas already cut their heads off...and ninjas dont need money...they sneak away with it :p
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Um, excuse me, but Ninjas can't swim or fly over water. So how could they possibly reach the pirates?
 
Don't you understand, Thor? With the kind of mind tricks ninjas can play, of course you would never believe that you're actually a ninja in disguise.

That is... unless you do know that you're a ninja and you're just trying to trick us!
 
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Don't you understand, Thor? With the kind of mind tricks ninjas can play, of course you would never believe that you're actually a ninja in disguise.

That is... unless you do know that you're a ninja and you're just trying to trick us!
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Negative!
You even have a pirate hat in your signature, how could you possibly side with the two-teamin' sneaks?
 
I'm not, don't you see the terror in my eyes?! I just don't trust your seemingly-too-transparent support of the Pirate cause! It's almost as if you're trying too hard to not seem like an undercover ninja...

And don't forget that ninjas can run on water. Oh wait, how could you forget that? You're just spreading misinformation on ninjas so we underestimate them, aren't you?!
 
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I'm not, don't you see the terror in my eyes?! I just don't trust your seemingly-too-transparent support of the Pirate cause! It's almost as if you're trying too hard to not seem like an undercover ninja...

And don't forget that ninjas can run on water. Oh wait, how could you forget that? You're just spreading misinformation on ninjas so we underestimate them, aren't you?!
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Okay I'll prove it.

*clears throat*
"Guhaaar, Mateys! I be Captain Thor of the Asgard's Might, and I be takin' ye gold as we speak! So ye watch yer back and don' try anything sneaky er I'll sink ye to Davy Jones' Locker!!!"
 
*pokes thor's pineapple* if your a pirate then why do you like fruit? thats why all the pirates died of scurvy
 
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*pokes thor's pineapple* if your a pirate then why do you like fruit? thats why all the pirates died of scurvy
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IT'S NOT A PINEAPPLE IT'S A GRAPEFRUIT!

The evil Dominion of the the Pineapples Vandalized Grapefruit Property!

And scurvy is pretty much a disease all pirates got because Fruit back then was the easiest to preserve so they carried a lot of it on their ships.
 
...you guys do know that actual ninjas couldn't do things like teleport, walk on thin air, become invisible, and kill 27 guys before they land in the same position where they just sheath their sword again...right?

There were no awesome flippy "zomg that guys moving so fast we can't see him" battles where they'd ricochet blow after blow at lightning fast speeds while in the air and such like in the movies and anime. It's a little hard to sneak a bunch of guys onto a pirate ship and kill them all --- especially when pirates use GUNS. Japan sucked along with the rest of asia when the pirates whipped out their guns.
 
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IT'S NOT A PINEAPPLE IT'S A GRAPEFRUIT!

The evil Dominion of the the Pineapples Vandalized Grapefruit Property!

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Oh whine a little. :p
 
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