Fred is 32 years old and he is still single.
One day a friend asked, "Why aren't you married? Can't you find a woman who will be a good wife?"
Fred replied, "Actually, I've found many women I wanted to marry, but when I bring them home to meet my parents, my mother doesn't like them."
His friend thinks for a moment and says, "I've got the perfect solution, just find a girl who's just like your mother."
A few months later they meet again and his friend says, "Did you find the perfect girl? Did your mother like her?"
With a frown on his face, Fred answers, "Yes, I found the perfect girl. She was just like my mother. You were right, my mother liked her very much."
The friend said, "Then what's the problem?"
Fred replied, "My father doesn't like her."
A woman was cavorting in bed with a man and her husband came home unexpecedly. so she put the man in a large closet. her 8 year old boy was playing cops and robbers and in the same closet. It was real dark and he said it`s dark in here and the man said be quiet and put some money in his hand so pretty soon he said again it`s dark in here and the man put more money in his hand. after a few more exchanges like this the husband went to work and the woman sent the man home. the boy came out and counted his money and saw he had enough to buy a small radio that he wanted so got it and his mother heard it playing and she said son you have done wrong for you have stolen so you must go to confession so he went in to church and up to the place where the priest was and he could`nt see any one and he said " it`s dark in here and the priest said now do`nt you start that again
One day a friend asked, "Why aren't you married? Can't you find a woman who will be a good wife?"
Fred replied, "Actually, I've found many women I wanted to marry, but when I bring them home to meet my parents, my mother doesn't like them."
His friend thinks for a moment and says, "I've got the perfect solution, just find a girl who's just like your mother."
A few months later they meet again and his friend says, "Did you find the perfect girl? Did your mother like her?"
With a frown on his face, Fred answers, "Yes, I found the perfect girl. She was just like my mother. You were right, my mother liked her very much."
The friend said, "Then what's the problem?"
Fred replied, "My father doesn't like her."
A woman was cavorting in bed with a man and her husband came home unexpecedly. so she put the man in a large closet. her 8 year old boy was playing cops and robbers and in the same closet. It was real dark and he said it`s dark in here and the man said be quiet and put some money in his hand so pretty soon he said again it`s dark in here and the man put more money in his hand. after a few more exchanges like this the husband went to work and the woman sent the man home. the boy came out and counted his money and saw he had enough to buy a small radio that he wanted so got it and his mother heard it playing and she said son you have done wrong for you have stolen so you must go to confession so he went in to church and up to the place where the priest was and he could`nt see any one and he said " it`s dark in here and the priest said now do`nt you start that again
