[poll] Are pirates cooler than ninjas

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I'll submit my answer in picture form:

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You have to look at it realistically. In real life, ninjas could not move soundlessly, teleport, turn invisible, cling to walls like spider man, or kill 50 people in a flash before they land unharmed and sheath their sword. In real life, pirates did drink, did shoot guns, did look awesome, did pillage and plunder to their hearts content, etc.

Pirates win.
 
I would like to alos submit Master of puppets picture in as evidence. Its a h ot picture, and it clearly shoes why Ninjas are better.

DOES NOBODY SEE THE NINJA standing behind her about to slit her throat? oh wait - of course not. But it doesnt mean he isnt there. Infact, he probably did it 10 seconds ago and she doesnt even realise with her pretty dark eyes.
 
yeah so what realisticly...pirates suck.......they got one shot guns...unlike in POC.....ninjas got knifes, swords and other pointy objects.....pirates dont stand a chance...and so what if pirates pillage...ninjas could steal it with out anyone knowing
 
I'm going with ninja. Their array of weapons is far more impressive. The only thing pirates have going for them is a cutlass.

BTW, MOP....very cool pic!
 
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I'm going with ninja. Their array of weapons is far more impressive. The only thing pirates have going for them is a cutlass.

BTW, MOP....very cool pic!
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Cutlass, musket, pistols, cannons, fire, and oil: These are far more impressive than pansy little knives.

Throw a star? Shoot a gun.
Slash with a knife? Stab with a cutlass.
Sit there having tea? Shoot with a cannon.
Building a house? Burn it down!

Pirates rule, always.
 
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