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Well, stars are giant burning balls of hydrogen and helium. They tend to burn so bright that the one near us even lights up one half of the Earth. This star is the sun, and the next closest star is Proxima Centauri. Ancient people looked at the stars and used them to tell stories, predict the future, and tell time.
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OMG...funniest post in a while.