Wal-Mart's Zobmondo!!

[Wal-Mart Security]

Hey there guys, I have this one book called "Zobmondo!!" and its filled with "would you rather..." questions, some of these get REALLY FUNNY and hard to answer, so I thought Id post some of these questions a couple times a day or something and see how you guys would answer them ^_^

Anyway, here is the first question:

Would you rather...

Accidentally slam your hand down on a telephone message spike

OR...

get just the tips of your fingers caught in a paper shredder?

(There is more to come )

 

[Dr. Knocker's[DAM]]

Oh my...I thnk I'd rather slam my hand down on a message spike. FIRST POST I bet this will be a popular thread.

 

[Munch]

spike, yes it will be...wal-marts are always popular!

 

[ROCKET CHUMP]

haha! my cousin had this book and i must say...some questions are pretty interesting...

 

[EDITThor]

Hand on spike, holes heal.

I HAVE ONE!

Would you rather...

Lose both arms...

OR

Both legs.

 

[Munch]

both legs, cause then i could still play DoD!!!!

 

[Wal-Mart Security]

Id say both legs, because arms are really important because they are attached to your hands which do most of you work and like munch said, NO DOD without arms!!!!

 

[A-Team]

id rather walk away

 

[Wal-Mart Security]

Would you rather....

Look out your window and see a Hazmat crew in your driveway

OR....

the FBI?

 

[-=KA=- Lifter]

I'll go with Hazmat.

 

[BREAK_EM_OUT_JONES]

Yeah if the hazmat crew was outside, its probably not my fault.

if the FBI was out there, they would be here to take my computer and charge me for all my illegally downloaded music and movies lol.

 

[EDITThor]

Hazmat Crew, definitely.

Because that brings up the possibility that I am now a radioactive mutant with superpowers. And all the babes love superpowers.

Here's a new one!

Would you rather...

Get punched by Slayr

OR

Knifed/shoveled by THOR!

 

[Wal-Mart Security]

hmmm.....Id say punched by slayr because a punch is a lot better then being stabbed or hit over the head by a shovel

 

[MorbidEwok]

Keep posting them Walmart. This thread was fun. xD

 

[Dr. Knocker's[DAM]]

Ha niether of those are possible....That shovel will never get to me Thor.

 

[Wal-Mart Security]

Would you rahter....

Bite the curb and get kicked in the back of the head

OR...

get a paper cut on your eyeball?

 

[Wal-Mart Security]

That one I couldnt even answer

 

[Dr. Knocker's[DAM]]

oh dear god both sound horendous. Id say bte the curb, tht could probably heal btter then a paper cut on the eye ball. Gratz on 1000 posts also walmart

 

[MorbidEwok]

Get a cut on my eyeball you don't have nerves in your eye. Only in the flesh around it.

 

[Zeitgeist]

well if anyone ever saw American History X, A guy had to bite the curb and kicked in the back of the head...umm...he didnt walk away from that. So Ill go with paper cut on the eye, eye transplants are getting better if they nerves are still intact .

Would you rather...

slide down a 50 foot razor blade into a vat of alcohol,

or...

have your saliva permanently transmuted to urine?