A warrant has been issued in the state of Florida for Mr. Bucket for impersonating a toy. Authorities have asked that you not try to apprehend him yourself and DO NOT try putting balls in the top of his head as the toy jingle says. You will not see those balls again.
Attorney John T lost a case where he had sued himself. When asked about his loss John stated, "The defense was eloquent and had some surprises that I just never saw coming". John also said that he would appeal.
Air Supply drummer Artimus will be hosting an infomercial called, "Tribute to short drum solos". Money raised by this will be donated to drummers who are rapidly losing hair and cannot afford a toupee.
Clan Advisor Baron Rojo has been captured and released by Colombian drug lords. A short note left with police stated that he was chewing coca leaves so fast that they had little left to refine into cocaine or crack. Rojo left an oral statement with police but scientists are trying to slow the tape down enough to hear what he said.
The Splat Bot is being reprogrammed after making passes at two players on Donner.
Tech Sgt. Starbuck was voted "The Human Being Least Likely to Have an Angry Outburst" by the American Psychiatrists Society.
General Sniper was demoted to Major Sniper after missing several easy shots. The EXTREMELY heavy use of alcohol and opiates has been implied.
Councilman Slayr has been charged with 3002 counts of admin abuse. Council will investigate this matter pending the outcome of this poll.
Reporting for DOD Monthly:
Tech
Attorney John T lost a case where he had sued himself. When asked about his loss John stated, "The defense was eloquent and had some surprises that I just never saw coming". John also said that he would appeal.
Air Supply drummer Artimus will be hosting an infomercial called, "Tribute to short drum solos". Money raised by this will be donated to drummers who are rapidly losing hair and cannot afford a toupee.
Clan Advisor Baron Rojo has been captured and released by Colombian drug lords. A short note left with police stated that he was chewing coca leaves so fast that they had little left to refine into cocaine or crack. Rojo left an oral statement with police but scientists are trying to slow the tape down enough to hear what he said.
The Splat Bot is being reprogrammed after making passes at two players on Donner.
Tech Sgt. Starbuck was voted "The Human Being Least Likely to Have an Angry Outburst" by the American Psychiatrists Society.
General Sniper was demoted to Major Sniper after missing several easy shots. The EXTREMELY heavy use of alcohol and opiates has been implied.
Councilman Slayr has been charged with 3002 counts of admin abuse. Council will investigate this matter pending the outcome of this poll.
Reporting for DOD Monthly:
Tech
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