Now I ain't sayin' she's a gold digger...

COLE505

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I got this from another forum I'm involved with...I love the response!

[blockquote]THIS POST APPEARED ON CRAIG'S LIST

What am I doing wrong?


Okay, I'm tired of beating around the bush. I'm a beautiful
(spectacularly beautiful) 25 year old girl. I'm articulate and classy.
I'm not from New York. I'm looking to get married to a guy who makes at
least half a million a year. I know how that sounds, but keep in mind
that a million a year is middle class in New York City, so I don't think
I'm overreaching at all.

Are there any guys who make 500K or more on this board? Any wives? Could
you send me some tips? I dated a business man who makes average around
200 - 250. But that's where I seem to hit a roadblock. 250,000 won't get
me to central park west. I know a woman in my yoga class who was married
to an investment banker and lives in Tribeca, and she's not as pretty as
I am, nor is she a great genius. So what is she doing right? How do I
get to her level?

Here are my questions specifically:

- Where do you single rich men hang out? Give me specifics- bars,
restaurants, gyms

-What are you looking for in a mate? Be honest guys, you won't hurt my
feelings

-Is there an age range I should be targeting (I'm 25)?

- Why are some of the women living lavish lifestyles on the upper east
side so plain? I've seen really 'plain jane' boring types who have
nothing to offer married to incredibly wealthy guys. I've seen drop dead
gorgeous girls in singles bars in the east village. What's the story
there?

- Jobs I should look out for? Everyone knows - lawyer, investment
banker, doctor. How much do those guys really make? And where do they
hang out? Where do the hedge fund guys hang out?

- How you decide marriage vs. just a girlfriend? I am looking for
MARRIAGE ONLY

Please hold your insults - I'm putting myself out there in an honest
way. Most beautiful women are superficial; at least I'm being up front
about it. I wouldn't be searching for these kind of guys if I wasn't
able to match them - in looks, culture, sophistication, and keeping a
nice home and hearth.

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PostingID: 432279810



THE ANSWER
Dear Pers-431649184:
I read your posting with great interest and have thought meaningfully
about your dilemma. I offer the following analysis of your predicament.
Firstly, I'm not wasting your time, I qualify as a guy who fits your
bill; that is I make more than $500K per year. That said here's how I
see it.

Your offer, from the prospective of a guy like me, is plain and simple a
cr@ppy business deal. Here's why. Cutting through all the B.S., what you
suggest is a simple trade: you bring your looks to the party and I bring
my money. Fine, simple. But here's the rub, your looks will fade and my
money will likely continue into perpetuity...in fact, it is very likely
that my income increases but it is an absolute certainty that you won't
be getting any more beautiful!

So, in economic terms you are a depreciating asset and I am an earning
asset. Not only are you a depreciating asset, your depreciation
accelerates! Let me explain, you're 25 now and will likely stay pretty
hot for the next 5 years, but less so each year. Then the fade begins in
earnest. By 35 stick a fork in you!

So in Wall Street terms, we would call you a trading position, not a buy
and hold...hence the rub...marriage. It doesn't make good business sense
to "buy you" (which is what you're asking) so I'd rather lease. In case
you think I'm being cruel, I would say the following. If my money were
to go away, so would you, so when your beauty fades I need an out. It's
as simple as that. So a deal that makes sense is dating, not marriage.

Separately, I was taught early in my career about efficient markets. So,
I wonder why a girl as "articulate, classy and spectacularly beautiful"
as you has been unable to find your sugar daddy. I find it hard to
believe that if you are as gorgeous as you say you are that the $500K
hasn't found you, if not only for a tryout.

By the way, you could always find a way to make your own money and then
we wouldn't need to have this difficult conversation.

With all that said, I must say you're going about it the right way.
Classic "pump and dump."
I hope this is helpful, and if you want to enter into some sort of
lease, let me know.[/blockquote]
 
Haha...that's awesome. Harsh, but truthful. Relationships are all about exchange, if she's wanting to marry for money, she should be ready to get treated like anything else you would buy.

Her priorities were in the wrong place that's for sure.
 
pwned...and for someone to put this on craigslist? hah. i bet it was some 40 year old male freak with too much time on his hands...
 
lol, you'd be surprised what you find on Craigslist dude...

I read it all the time just for the entertainment value (good deals too!).
 
[quote1191598438=Mostly Harmless{RD}]
What kind of person places an ad like that seriously.
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Here's another for you Mostly Harmless...they're out there trust me.

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Wow you are really bashing women and their stupidity on this thread. Nice work.

That was actually posted in a newspaper? What an idiot. Looks like all she cares about is going shopping and getting her nails done, i mean, she mentions it twice in the article.

Im pretty much speechless about the first girl, but i would definitely give that guy a high five for his response lol.
 
[quote1191607874=OutbreaK [JONES]]
Wow you are really bashing women and their stupidity on this thread. Nice work.

That was actually posted in a newspaper? What an idiot. Looks like all she cares about is going shopping and getting her nails done, i mean, she mentions it twice in the article.

Im pretty much speechless about the first girl, but i would definitely give that guy a high five for his response lol.
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Bashing? No, just a funny story...we "men" do plenty of silly things as well (just ask my wife).

As a matter of fact, I printed it out for my wife to read and she got a kick out of it as well.
 
[quote1191614190=OutbreaK [JONES]]
Wow you are really bashing women and their stupidity on this thread. Nice work.

What an idiot.
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I thought these two phrases paired together were pretty funny, Outbreak. :)

I get it easy, fitting into no stereotypes. People can say whatever they want about girls, won't offend me or my girl. People can say whatever they want about guys, same situation.

That's just how much of a demon sovereign I am.

...seriously though that newspaper clipping was pretty funny. Fake or not.
 
That just pisses me off....





Because I wasted time going to college, and working, and didn't have the brilliant back up plan of being a hairchopper or babysitting other women's kids... *sob* Oh WHY didn't I think of posting to a free dating site for the deranged to sucker ...errrr... marry a guy that would let me go shopping all day with his credit cards for the simple exchange of superficial conversation about lipgloss and the ability to stare blankly while wearing my five inch heels??


Lynzee's my new hero!








and no, I couldn't type that with a straight face. I tried, though. *sigh*
 

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