A Guide On How To Get Through Math Class

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Squishy

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Well, I'm just posting this for the heck of it. But if you realy want to try this, than be my guest.

Ok, so the first thing you need is some simple materials:

1. TI-89 calculator WITH the cable to hook it up to your computer

2. A computer

3. Internet

So once you have all this, go onto the internet and look for a NES game emulator for your TI-89 calculator......your what ever kind of emulator you want...an Atari 2600 would work as well.

Now that you have a game emulator on your calculator you can add games to it.

So now when your teacher thinks you are doing work, you are really playing some Pitfall or Super Mario Bros!
 
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lol yeah I have games on my calculator, but I think calculating looks a little different than playing space invaders or tetris. My Geometry teacher made sure on the first day to let it be known that calculator games in class are strictly prohibited.
 
My guide
1. Talk instead of listening to teacher
2. Get to question 5 give up all hope
3. Say I'm going to the bathroom but walk around school usually go see what they're doing in gym.
 
A TI-89 is like $100 :/

When I get the calculator, I'll contact you Squishy and we'll talk about the emulator.
 
...and this is why I have a laptop. Diablo II in American Lit ftw.
 
Heres a math majors guide to succeeding in class.

1. Listen
2. Actually pay attention. Math is not like english, it's not a beat around the bush subject. It's this happens then that comes next.
3. Do your HW
4. Make friends that are good in math too.
5. Use tutoring

I suck at calculus but I'm still passing because I do step 1-4 and number 5 as needed.

Kids these days make me sad lol

Get to it ya lazy bums! :P Math majors make more money per job than do other majors :)
 
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a good guide for math class is :
1. Damn you are screwed
2. The time will take forever
3. PRAISE WORDS TO THE LORDS FOR FISHFOOD
 
It may be expensive, but the TI-89 is an amazing calculator. it can do all your calculus problems, statistics, 3D graphing, even programming for the extremely savvy. I've seen people work wonders with them.

If your teachers are any good they'll be able to see if you're gaming. It's pretty obvious if you're sitting there hammering away at your calculator during a lecture, since you're not supposed to be using your calculator while listening to a lecture anyway. Use caution!

Moreover, people have been doing this trick for years, I'd hope the teachers would be smart enough to catch on, especially your math teachers.
 
doolB said:
My guide
1. Talk instead of listening to teacher
2. Get to question 5 give up all hope
3. Say I'm going to the bathroom but walk around school usually go see what they're doing in gym.
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Number 3 ^^. Thats the best. When it gets really really boring, I just spend half an hour wondering around campus. Hey, Im just getting some fresh air :P
 
doolB said:
My guide
1. Talk instead of listening to teacher
2. Get to question 5 give up all hope
3. Say I'm going to the bathroom but walk around school usually go see what they're doing in gym.
Click to expand...

Number 3 ^^. Thats the best. When it gets really really boring, I just spend half an hour wondering around campus. Hey, Im just getting some fresh air :P

But seriously, I've sen people play with there calculator, but I never knew they had mario!
 
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