Tactical Bacon

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This find is courtesy of Dangerdad, he just doesn't have time to post it. Yes, it's a real product, available here.

The description needs no embellishment.

Bacon will save you

The season is summer, not sure the month. We've been holed up in TG HQ for seven years now. The zombies have fought long and hard, but the tide is seeming to finally turn. We will survive this invasion, this walking pestilence. We will, because we were smart enough to stock up on Tac Bac - Tactical Canned Bacon. Yes, we have been surviving on bacon. That is why we are strong; that is why we'll win.

Ok, that is just one scenario where having a lot of Tac Bac - Tactical Canned Bacon would be handy. Another one is: you are gaming late at night and you get hungry. Seriously, do you really need a reason to crave bacon? We think not. And Tac Bac - Tactical Canned Bacon is the very best canned bacon we've ever tasted. Not mushed up like dog food, this bacon is in actual strips - blessed with the magic of preservatives to last over 10 years in the can. Sure, you have to refrigerate after opening, but we bet you'll eat it all too quick to worry about that. Tac Bac - Tactical Canned Bacon - the zenith of canned bacon!

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wherever bacon is served, you have to have......

[ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HcOZ6xFxJqg[/ame]
 
It is perfectly fine if are not a fan of bacon. While bacon is a wondrous condiment, it's more of a running joke in our community than an actual love of bacon.

As for the safety dance, now come on! I wasn't asserting the superiority of bacon, just posting a rather humorous product.
 
The story is perfect. Once when I was inviting Cervani to play Nazi Zombies with me, it went kinda like this:

me - "Zoombees don't eats das BACON, tats why they diy and wee livs."
 
BONKEYMITS, BACON IS NOT A HUMOROUS PRODUCT. IT IS SICKENING AND VULGAR.

(: heh. :D
 
I'm not afraid of an audit. I own firearms and know how to dispose of IRS agents. I am going to try those bacon mints, however.
 
NOOOOOO, American rights FTL. I need to work on the right to bare arms removed. You're a potential threat.
 
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