Who Beat Chuck Norris?

[Positron]

Bruce Lee!!! Thats who.

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Can Chuck Norris light wood matches with a Nunchaku?


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Can Chuck Norris play ping pong with Nunchaku?

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Bruce Lee>Chuck Norris :biggrin:

 

[Byakuya]

So very true.... bruce lee ftw. got a joke:

Why does chuck norris fear no man?
B/c Bruce Lee is dead.

 

[king killer]

HOLY CRAP! bruce lee is by far better then chuck norris and jack bauer thats insane Nunchaku skillz!

 

[lotus blade]

ITS....NOT.....POSSIBLE! D: lol.

 

[Music]

Blashpemy
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[chapp]

That ping pong video is not only NOT Bruce Lee, but it is also fake. Not to take anything away from Bruce but it's unfortunate that sports like MMA did not exist back then. It would have been interesting to see what Bruce would do in a real fight. I have searched, and I have yet to find a single video of Bruce Lee in a fight that is not choreographed.

 

[RustyPwns!]

Lol who cares about Chuck Norris? Those jokes were never funny anyway.

 

[babyJam]

i beat him once..

 

[J_landry]

Mr T wins, knowledge is power.

[ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FQT830mo8Mc[/ame]

 

[Tidus]

Lol who cares about Chuck Norris? Those jokes were never funny anyway.

You obviously never heard this one: Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.

...Maybe you're right.

 

[RustyPwns!]

You obviously never heard this one: Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.

...Maybe you're right.

I'm dieing from the intense laughter. I'm literally rofling...