Dog chews on Xbox controller, buys 5,000 MS points on LIVE

om nom nom nom.
I am Heavy and I got little dog who eat little points....
OH NO!! SANDVICH MONEY GONE!!! Time to crush little baby guard dog who waste sandvich.
Where is Sasha? OH NO!! GAURD DOG TOUCH SASHA!!!
 
OSVG said:
om nom nom nom.
I am Heavy and I got little dog who eat little points....
OH NO!! SANDVICH MONEY GONE!!! Time to crush little baby guard dog who waste sandvich.
Where is Sasha? OH NO!! GAURD DOG TOUCH SASHA!!!
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Ummm...WTH? LOL.

I bet this was the same dog who really ate the kids homework and the Teacher was all like, "Yeah...Like i've never hear THAT one before!"
 
i'd have one less dog in my life....

i love animals. but i can't stand dogs that chew on crap
 
Fun Country Fact of the Day: If your dog kills a chicken (and if you live on a farm, you have chickens) you can tie a dead chicken to the dog. In about a week, he'll never touch a chicken again.

So...maybe tie an xbox controller to the dog for a while? He'll either never touch it again, or pawn you at halo. either way, hey
 
Fun Country Fact of the Day: Chickens have 2 funny tricks you can do with them (and both involve their heads)

Trick #1: You can hypnotize a chicken. Take the chicken and put its beak straight down touching the ground, while holding its head in this position draw a line in the dirt about a foot to two feet straight out from his beak, and then let the chicken go. Under most circumstances the chicken will say laying there mezmorized

Trick #2: Cut the chickens head off. Step back for epic lulz.
 
LOL @ Ducttape. That would suck getting pawned by your dog!

Ummm...That's scary Rellik. Don't even want to know how you know that.
 
Beta said:
Wow...ok?
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exactly where do you think they get fried chicken from? CHICKENS.
how do you think they kill them? they cut their heads off.

ok. now here's a total shocker... guess where hamburger comes from?
COWS!

And bacon?
PIGS!

they don't give these things up freely... you have to kill them for it.
 
Stop the madness! What are you going to tell us next, that turkey comes from turkeys? Yeah right...
 
Rellik said:
exactly where do you think they get fried chicken from? CHICKENS.
how do you think they kill them? they cut their heads off.

ok. now here's a total shocker... guess where hamburger comes from?
COWS!

And bacon?
PIGS!

they don't give these things up freely... you have to kill them for it.
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Duh. But if your cutting the head off an animal for sheer enjoyment means something is wrong with you.
 
On a farm, when you want to kill a chicken, you cut its head off.
After doing so, you will instantly see that it runs around (get ready for the punch line here) Like a Chicken With Its Head Cut Off.
 
Rellik said:
On a farm, when you want to kill a chicken, you cut its head off.
After doing so, you will instantly see that it runs around (get ready for the punch line here) Like a Chicken With Its Head Cut Off.
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And sometimes they get stuck up in a tree, it's not fun going up to get it down either.:biggrin:
 
lol never had that happen Tek
have had them manage to run out or over the fence though... and in the brush... but they didn't get far so it wasn't bad
 
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