Most Awkward Questions

[JOJO.]

What could possibly be the weirdest or most awkward question you can ask somebody during a certain situation.

This is an example:

Your sitting in a restaurant with a date. You two have finished your dinner and now are getting ready to leave. But she needs to leave to the bathroom, and you said you'd wait at the front of the restaurant near the exit. As soon as she gets out of the bathroom she screams:

"How much toilet tissue from the roll should you use each time?"

Yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, that's a great way to end a date.

 

[SoldierX77]

- After that, I'd leave before she saw me...

Another awkward question would be... You're with a couple of friends and you guys are walking through the park to go to the restaurant where your dates are meeting you and one of your friends picks up some deer turds on the side of the road, at the end of dinner, he asks you "Do my hands smell weird?"

 

[VizierKane]

asking someone if they showered this morning... LOL (i just said it, it was years ago, give me a break!)

 

[lotus blade]

"what color is your underwear?" lol.

 

[OSVG]

when's the baby due?

 

[ChocolateVillain]

For me personal. It was being in a foreign country... I'm sitting at a coffee shop having some morning coffee when out of the blue a lady comes up to me and says "I know you!" She starts talking up a storm but I was not listing... I turn to her and take off my shades and say "Look lady. I have never in my life seen you." She stares at me with a look of bewilderment, her face starts to turn red and she apologize about 3 times and pays for my coffee and leaves.

The country I'm in is Kuala Lumpur and I must of been about the only American in about a 30 mile radius and this lady thinks I'm a long lost friend.... Was just an awkward situation for both of us.

 

[klepto]

lol not even a question but something awkward is when some one comes up to you and they know you but you cant rember there name lol i feel so stupid when i cant =(

 

[Carmine]

Was texting one of my friends and she randomly asked me if I liked handcuffs, I was like okkkkkkk...

 

[JayFlip]

Was texting one of my friends and she randomly asked me if I liked handcWuffs, I was like okkkkkkk...

Well, do you?

 

[Carmine]

Well, do you?

I don't know you well enough to get into that.

 

[Byakuya]

Shes sounds like my kinda girl.

 

[Facey]

when's the baby due?

I asked a lady that once.. turns out she wasnt prego.. she had a medical condition that made her stomach look distended like she was with child.. never felt so bad in my life >.<

 

[JOJO.]

I don't know you well enough to get into that.

That is probably the best quote I have ever read in a long time. I will use this for years to come. <3.

 

[ShEpArDofGOD]

Whats really akward is a friend asking if he can sleep with your girlfriend.

 

[JOJO.]

Whats really akward is a friend asking if he can sleep with your girlfriend.

Imagine if its your ex, and you guys broke up 5 mins before he asks.

 

[Killem all]

When Someone asks everything about you.Like.Where were you.When did you get there.How did you get there.What did you use to get there.ECT.

 

[Mobilize]

When Someone asks everything about you.Like.Where were you.When did you get there.How did you get there.What did you use to get there.ECT.

You mean at the police station? Been there, done that.

Probably "did it just break?".
Im not going to put that in a little background story, lets just say its horrifying.

 

[NoBag]

I was working my second job at a retail store, some old funky looking lady comes up to me and asks me where she could find a "Douche" at......... :scared: ............ Akward.......:O

 

[Abraham Lincoln]

Ok the most awkward question you cna rock out is finding out some strangers name then walking up to them (breathing deeply is the key) and saying isnt your name *insert name here* remember me (keep breathing creepy)

 

[Uka Uka]

I don't know you well enough to get into that.

My guess is occasionally

Any the worst for me i think was when my mom asked me how i was doing with the girls really felt uncomfortable :O