Patch Day, Incoming (song)

Thereven

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Patch Day, Incoming

Sung to this tune:
[ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=plvpV9p0ywg[/ame]


Hahahahahahahahaha,
Patch Day....
Sh-pah sh-pa, sh-pa, Patch Day, [x9]


Valve's patching the game again now
You just have to download it again and pow
TeamFortress 2 is not working again see
But what did you expect when the patches are free
We go through this every time, it's Valve's style
If you don't cry then you've got to smile
And all we wanna do is play the game
Our dreams are crushed again, who should we blame?

Patch day, patch day, for the game
It's always just the same
Valve patches one thing then
Something's broken, once again
Love them or despise them
It's all the same to Valve
Patch day, patch day, for the game
When has one worked?

Does no one test these patches before,
Pushing them through no matter what,
Breaking things left and right,
Never gonna see the light.
Hell, they've broken something new,
While trying to fix something else,
Watch them as they patch the patch,
Hahahahahahaa.
The servers are ghost towns
Round and round
With down-loads
Patch the place
They bite the dust
Can't fight with them
They're Valve
They kill the game
They don't stop, to test the patch
Until after they push it through
And watch the way they bug report
Hahahahahhaa

Patch Day, AHHHHahahahah [x4]

Patch day, patch day, for the game
It's always just the same
Valve patches one thing then
Something's broken, once again
Love them or despise them
It's all the same to Valve
Patch day, patch day, for the game
When has one worked?

Don't stop, to test the patch,
Valve never tests before they go,
Steady,
Watch them patch,
Ahahahahahhaa.
Don't stop, to test the patch,
Valve never tests before they go,
Steady,
Watch them patch,
Ahahahahahhaa.


Patch day, AHHHHahahahaha
Patch day,
Patch day, AHHHHahahahaha
Patch day....
 
I was actually singing along to that... it would be great if somebody did do that.

Ive never sang and probably have a horrible voice so i guess im out...
 

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