Article ITT I attempt to review every movie I've seen.

Lucky Number Slevin.
Unless you've already done it, didn't spot it on the list. :3


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Title: Lucky Number Slevin
Year: 2006
Country of Origin: US
Director: Paul McGuigan

Story: A stranger wanders into a town that is engulfed in a war between two rival gang. This strange proceeds to pit the two gangs against each other.

Review: Yojimbo, A Fist Full of Dollars, Youth of the Beast, Last Man Standing, etc...all have something in common...they all have the same basic plot described above. It's a good story and one that is malleable enough to fit any time period or setting. This movie does an alright kind of job with the set up, but I felt there was something off with the film. I'm not to sure how to quantify what's wrong with the film, but there is something in the presentation that didn't resonate well with me.

[6/10]
 
Hellboy: Blood and Iron (this one is a trip)
Hellboy: Sword of Storms

Hahahahahahaha...oh man wow. The reason why I haven't updated as frequently as I have is because I'm reading through all the Hellboy comic. I'm on the The Troll Witch and Others book right now.
 
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Anyway...forgot to mention this in the above post, I haven't seen the animated films yet. So I might as well review the live action films.


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Title: Hellboy
Year: 2004
Country of Origin: US
Director: Guillermo del Toro

Story: Rasputin attempts to create a Lovecraftian type of Apocalypse. What's not to love?

Review: I love Ron Perlman, Guillermo del Toro and H.P. Lovecraft, so of course I love this movie. I've recently have began to read the Hellboy comics and I'm really liking them and they're pretty different from the film...so yeah, if you have the time, give them a read.

Anyway this movie, along with a couple others is a prime example of why Guillermo del Toro is one of the most imaginative filmmakers around. Though I have to say that this isn't exactly the best movie out there. The film has its fair share of flaws, but still an overall enjoyable .

[7.5/10]
 
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Title: Pontypool
Year: 2009
Country of Origin: Canada
Director: Bruce McDonald

Story: "Mrs. French's cat is missing. The signs are posted all over town. "Have you seen Honey?" We've all seen the posters, but nobody has seen Honey the cat. Nobody. Until last Thursday morning, when Miss Colette Piscine swerved her car to miss Honey the cat as she drove across a bridge. Well this bridge, now slightly damaged, is a bit of a local treasure and even has its own fancy name; Pont de Flaque. Now Collette, that sounds like Culotte. That's Panty in French. And Piscine means Pool. Panty pool. Flaque also means pool in French, so Colete Piscine, in French Panty Pool, drives over the Pont de Flaque, the Pont de Pool if you will, to avoid hitting Mrs. French's cat that has been missing in Pontypool. Pontypool. Pontypool. Panty pool. Pont de Flaque. What does it mean?"

Review: One of my favorite books is a book called Snow Crash and that book is the primary inspiration for this film. Now this might seem weird, but this horror film has an interesting premise; the people of Pontypool are going crazy due to a linguistic virus. That's right a virus that spreads through words, not just any words...but some words carry the infection. The concept might come off a tad pretentious, but it's delivered with enough finesse that you can forgive it. Oh, and the reason for bringing up Snow Crash is because that book also has a linguistic virus.

There aren't any big named actors here and the film has a small budget, which is apparent in the film primary setting. A large bulk of the film is shot in a sound both. You see our protagonist is a Radio host and a bit of a shock jock...this is of course a perfect set up for this film. The star of the is a man by the name of Stephen McHattie, a man who you don't know...but you've seen him before. He is a character actor and does a stellar job here, coming off as a mixture of Hugh Laurie's house and a Christopher Lloyd like character.

Now the film has a few flaws and due to the films setting...there isn't much action. Sure there is a few gory scenes here and there, but that's not the primary focus of the film. It's one of the few "smart" horror films to come out in quite sometime and is definitely worth a viewing.

[8/10]
 
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Title: Hellboy II: The Golden Army
Year: 2008
Country of Origin: US
Director: Guillermo del Toro

Story: Hellboy battles an elven prince and quite possibly the most destructive force ever created.

Review: This film is wide in scope and a imaginative spectacle of CGI, but it's undone by its own haminess. That's right this film hams it up so much that there are portions of the film that are just embarrassing to watch. It's kind of hard to defend the film artistically when there is a stupid as hell subplot about Abe drowning his sorrows and then breaking out into a musical number.

Though I have to say that there is some charm in all that cheesy ham. Overall the film is an impressive and entertaining feat that still shows that Guillermo del Toro is freakin awesome. I frankly can't wait for the Hobbit film.

[7/10]
 
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Title: Gattaca
Year: 1997
Country of Origin: US
Director: Andrew Niccol

Story: There is still discrimination in the future, on a genetic level.

Review: This film proposes an interesting problem. We are given a future where a child can be made genetically perfect in the womb through some scientific tinkering. While in this movie the procedure seems relatively innocuous, there is one problem...there is a sizable population who were either born before this genetic revolution or their parents couldn't afford it. Which created a group of second class citizens that have absolutely no chance of social advancement.

This proposed future is a scary thought and the film does a great job creating this world in a realistic manner. The film should be applauded for not taking a more action oriented route. Probably one of the best Sci-Fi films to come out in the last 20 years.

[9/10]
 
Pan's labyrinth, even if it wasnt in spanish, I still wouldnt really understand what was going on
 
Title: Pontypool
Year: 2009
Country of Origin: Canada
Director: Bruce McDonald

Story: "Mrs. French's cat is missing. The signs are posted all over town. "Have you seen Honey?" We've all seen the posters, but nobody has seen Honey the cat. Nobody. Until last Thursday morning, when Miss Colette Piscine swerved her car to miss Honey the cat as she drove across a bridge. Well this bridge, now slightly damaged, is a bit of a local treasure and even has its own fancy name; Pont de Flaque. Now Collette, that sounds like Culotte. That's Panty in French. And Piscine means Pool. Panty pool. Flaque also means pool in French, so Colete Piscine, in French Panty Pool, drives over the Pont de Flaque, the Pont de Pool if you will, to avoid hitting Mrs. French's cat that has been missing in Pontypool. Pontypool. Pontypool. Panty pool. Pont de Flaque. What does it mean?"

Review: One of my favorite books is a book called Snow Crash and that book is the primary inspiration for this film. Now this might seem weird, but this horror film has an interesting premise; the people of Pontypool are going crazy due to a linguistic virus. That's right a virus that spreads through words, not just any words...but some words carry the infection. The concept might come off a tad pretentious, but it's delivered with enough finesse that you can forgive it. Oh, and the reason for bringing up Snow Crash is because that book also has a linguistic virus.

There aren't any big named actors here and the film has a small budget, which is apparent in the film primary setting. A large bulk of the film is shot in a sound both. You see our protagonist is a Radio host and a bit of a shock jock...this is of course a perfect set up for this film. The star of the is a man by the name of Stephen McHattie, a man who you don't know...but you've seen him before. He is a character actor and does a stellar job here, coming off as a mixture of Hugh Laurie's house and a Christopher Lloyd like character.

Now the film has a few flaws and due to the films setting...there isn't much action. Sure there is a few gory scenes here and there, but that's not the primary focus of the film. It's one of the few "smart" horror films to come out in quite sometime and is definitely worth a viewing.

[8/10]

I have not yet seen this, but I will be sure to view it soon. How about reviewing another Bruce McDonald film? Hard Core Logo
 
Hahahahahahaha...oh man wow. The reason why I haven't updated as frequently as I have is because I'm reading through all the Hellboy comic. I'm on the The Troll Witch and Others book right now.

the cartoons are waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay better than the live actions in my opinion, even though Guillermo del Toro helped make both of them, the cartoons are very well made and the story line doesnt end up getting boring at one point for 20 minutes then exciting for 10.
 
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Title: Pan's Labyrinth
Year: 2006
Country of Origin: Mexico/Spain
Director: Guillermo del Toro

Story: A dark fairy tale for adults.

Review: Oh, hey look Guillermo del Toro again, I guess we're getting all his films out of the way. Anyway this is a visually brilliant and incredibly dark tale about a young girls fantasy adventure in Spain during the brutal Franco regime. I hate to keep saying that del Toro has a knack for imaginative visuals...but it's true, he does and this film is a fine example of his brilliance. So...yeah...see this.

[9/10]
 
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Four Feathers by Shekhar Kapur.

I haven't seen it. Though I do remember when it came out and my grandfather was all excited about it coming out because he was a big fan of the original. He thought that the remake was a huge let down...and I haven't bothered to watch the film since.
 
I have not yet seen this, but I will be sure to view it soon. How about reviewing another Bruce McDonald film? Hard Core Logo

I'm afraid that Pontypool is the only Bruce McDonald film that I've seen...but seeing that I really like Pontypool, I'm probably going to wind up watching another one of his films.
 
This has been requested more than a couple of times even though it's not a movie. I've been kind of ignoring the request because...well...it's a miniseries, but here is the thing: There are several miniseries that are considered movie. Series like The Kingdom or Berlin Alexanderplatz...though I guess Alexanderplatz is just one giant film. So for memorial day:


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Title: Band of Brothers
Year: 2001
Country of Origin: US/UK
Director: There are 8 different directors.

Story: This series follows the exploits of Easy Company as they go from basic training all the way to Germany during WWII.

Review: For the longest time I called this the greatest mini-series ever made and about 9 years latter I still would call it that. This series is truly a monumental achievement in story telling and film making that has yet to be equaled by anyone. If you haven't sat down and watched this series, then you are really missing out on something amazing.

[10/10]
 
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i think you are just reviewing band of brothers now because its on a marathon on spike today
 
i think you are just reviewing band of brothers now because its on a marathon on spike today

lol, haven't turned on the TV yet today. I just felt like reviewing something WWIIish and it was either this or Patton.
 

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