(You knew it was coming) My simple 10-step plan for achieving 'eGO' status

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YoSpankDawg

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Oh-so-long-ago I posted about how I planned to become an eG. Now that I am, in fact, an eG, I think that you are all wondering what I intend to do to get that 'O'!

Since eGO is higher than eG, this will take at least 2x the amount of steps.

SO, here it goes:

1) Super-insta-perma-Ban all fellow eG's, thus eliminating my competition.

2) Why stop there? I'll just ban everybody. This will surely teach everybody how good I am at it! And when they see how good I am, my new ban-hammer will be in the mail ASAP!

3) Reincarnate ronpaul. Dude has just fallen off the face of the planet. We can rebuild him though--we have the technology. :chair:

4) Join every single last group known to eGO's existence so spread my authority about the land. :cool:

5) Vow to no longer use any emoticons. :P
STATUS: Failed

6) Recognize, for once, that a gun other than he K98 exists and that I am allowed to used it.

7) Hire a skywriter. Or maybe one of those planes that fly promotional banners behind them. OOH. ORRRRR hire a plane that will do both at once!

8) Make G-rated, comforting, posts for our wonderful Children's Social Services Division. Twilight and ponies and myspace.com!

9) Become King of South Dakota.

10) Just continue to be me and do my thing...
 
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YoSpankDawg said:
8) Enslave the entire CSS population. Put them to work in sweat shops, producing cookies and tea for London to make up for all of them I have stolen, and intend to keep stealing, in the Kalt sewers.*

9) Become King of South Dakota.
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You have just gone up a few notches in my book.
 
these are so repetative and sounds like stuff you should do yourself. o.0
 
BL4SPH3MY said:
these are so repetative and sounds like stuff you should do yourself. o.0
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Somebody wanna draw Blasphemy a map?

Here's one just for you buddy--it's a coloring book version!!!

1) Super-insta-perma-Ban all fellow eG's, thus eliminating my competition.
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2) Why stop there? I'll just ban everybody. This will surely teach everybody how good I am at it! And when they see how good I am, my new ban-hammer will be in the mail ASAP!
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3) Reincarnate ronpaul. Dude has just fallen off the face of the planet. We can rebuild him though--we have the technology.
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4) Join every single last group known to eGO's existence so spread my authority about the land.
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5) Vow to no longer use any emoticons.
STATUS: Failed
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6) Recognize, for once, that a gun other than he K98 exists and that I am allowed to used it.
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7) Hire a skywriter. Or maybe one of those planes that fly promotional banners behind them. OOH. ORRRRR hire a plane that will do both at once!
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8) Make G-rated, comforting, posts for our wonderful Children's Social Services Division. Twilight and ponies and myspace.com!
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9) Become King of South Dakota.
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10) Just continue to be me and do my thing...
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personally, i find the illustrations to be very helpful. When i first read your '10 step program' I thought it had something to do with AA


Also, now i know the state capitol of south dakota
 
I approve of enslaving CSS and your becoming king of South Dakota, You have my support!
 
Dr.Compton said:
I approve of enslaving CSS and your becoming king of South Dakota, You have my support!
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Haha. Two (not one) gold stars for referencing the part of the message that no longer exists haha.

TAKE THAT, CSS!

(I smell a Division fight a-comin')
 
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