A Thread Called Experiences

[fathobo]

My fellow eGO members. As I was taking a shower just a few days ago (I don't take showers for weeks) I thought of make this thread. It is called Experiences.
Experiences of your most embarrassing or maybe brightest moments. Something that can make us laugh, smile, do that weird face, and or if must really really need be cry. I just suggest we keep that last one to a minimum.

So, spit it out. What are some of your most embarrassing, awkward, funny, whatever has happened in this clan that you feel you must share with us on this thread forum thingy.

Make sure you keep it appropriate, and nice. And uh...this might sound kinda hypocritical to some people reading this, but no spamming.

I will post my experiences later.

 

[bleblablueble]

A most emberassing story...would have to be when I was about 12 years old, getting ready for school and before school my family had to return something to Walmart. Well I was getting all ready but at the same time I was sooo tired, that I thought I was ready, so we got into the car and we walked into the store. Only 5min after walking into the store I had noticed that I forgot my pants..so I ended up walking around Walmart for 5min in my boxers, and my shirt, and in my shoes. I ended up hiding myself and having to buy a pair of pants.

 

[TrollFace]

*** This thread just got trollfaced ***

Anyway.

My most worst was in school, I let a loud one rip.

Trust me, twas a nightmare to have the whole lunchroom staring at you.

 

[Darth]

Ive not had any embarrasing stories

 

[Fluxion]

Let's set up the information so as to better understand the situation.

I have these shoes, that are cheap cause I like it like that, and the bottoms have pretty much been shaved bald, because I kept sliding around at work. It is almost like having skates which is dangerous (I'm a prep cook and yeah, sliding around at work isn't a good thing ).

Now, for weeks on end, I slide around, no problem, nothing happens. Last weekend when I came home, I went down a small little hill and nearly slipped and fell but I countered and was okay.

Yesterday, I was coming to the staff room to eat my delicious burger/fries setup, when I went to slide into the room. Doing so, I wiped out, wailing my arms fiercely, only to end up falling face first into the floor. Making matters worse, the dishwasher, line cook and salad girl were all eating as I came flying into the picture.

We all shared a good laugh =)

 

[PloxBox]

One of the funniest moments i've had in this clan was in the highschool server. Some of the CT's thought it'd be smart to all buy para's and camp the CT window/ stairs from ct window to A.
I was a T and through a nade into the window, next thing i know i get 3 kills with one nade, i run up to the crime scene and 1 body was hanging out of the window, and the other two were spread around the area, their para's scattered. Best kill i ever got.

 

[FoeFighter]

Hmmm... i don't know what to classify it as. it could be embarrassing, funny, awesome, and just downright abnormal.

when I was in second grade a friend of mine invited me to his house and we went on "adventures". They were pretty crazy sometimes... anyway, that day we couldn't think of anything cool to do. We'd done all indoor activities, and anthing we could think of in the yard... we were scared to go down the street cause the neighbors Rottweiler scared us to death. The only place left was the Verde River behind his house. Last time we went there the water was freezing and we certainly had an adventure going downstream on inter-tubes.

This time of winter was even colder. the river was frozen completely. So my friend remembered there was something cool he'd seen down river, so we took a hike down along the river. Long story short(er), we found a Beaver dam. The only time I've ever seen one in person and it was an experience I'd never forget... I got too close the the edge of the river and slid down the inclined banks on the leaves, plunging a bit into part of the dam. My friend helped me get out but it wasn't easy... I felt something wet and moving around my leg as I got pulled out and in the end we came to the conclusion that it was a Beaver. the embarrassing part? when I got pulled out there was something missing. From the looks of it, a Beaver had stolen my shoe.

It wasn't fun walking home like that and explaining to my parents why we needed to go shopping, but now it's a unique experience that I'll always look back and laugh on :biggrin:

tl;dr: A Beaver stole my shoe.

 

[Lance]

I believe we're discussing stuff relevant to eGO

I'd say the times I've banned people and not saved condumps, or the time as an eG I tauntkilled Buga while she was giving instructions during an event and I got kicked.

 

[NinjaWuuzoku]

One time in the second grade, the teacher wouldn't let us go to the bathroom because school got out in like 10 minutes. I really had to go number 2, and so I was pretty much groundhogging it if you know what I mean and I was like, 6 and said oh I can hold it till I get to my friends house.
Wrong, I 'farted' and I pooped my pants, HAHAHAHA.
So I just snuck into the bathroom while the teacher wasn't looking, took off my underwear which had poop in it, and I put it behind the toliet and went commando.
Geez that was really bad.

 

[BvB]

One time in the second grade, the teacher wouldn't let us go to the bathroom because school got out in like 10 minutes. I really had to go number 2, and so I was pretty much groundhogging it if you know what I mean and I was like, 6 and said oh I can hold it till I get to my friends house.
Wrong, I 'farted' and I pooped my pants, HAHAHAHA.
So I just snuck into the bathroom while the teacher wasn't looking, took off my underwear which had poop in it, and I put it behind the toliet and went commando.
Geez that was really bad.

THIS. IS GOLD. I'm going to save this somewhere and use this against you someday.

 

[PloxBox]

THIS. IS GOLD. I'm going to save this somewhere and use this against you someday.

And im going to save this and use it against you someday!

 

[lplkassm]

One time in the second grade, the teacher wouldn't let us go to the bathroom because school got out in like 10 minutes. I really had to go number 2, and so I was pretty much groundhogging it if you know what I mean and I was like, 6 and said oh I can hold it till I get to my friends house.
Wrong, I 'farted' and I pooped my pants, HAHAHAHA.
So I just snuck into the bathroom while the teacher wasn't looking, took off my underwear which had poop in it, and I put it behind the toliet and went commando.
Geez that was really bad.

Eww I don't think this is appropriate for little children to listen to

Awesome story is awesome!

 

[joshcash]

lol these are pretty funny

 

[NinjaWuuzoku]

lol true story, bro

Then there was the time I was in P.E in the.. 4th grade. And we were playing some stupid game with these big hammer looking cushin things, long story short, we were playing, I fell, the cushin thing was on a rod kind of like a broom, it had a plastic hook, I unluckly fell toward it, It got caught on my lip and it ripped a part of my lip OFF. Blood was dripping from my mouth.. It hurt. I was rushed to the nurse and called out, my lip healed itself, I have a tiny scar on my lip from it, It was weird.

This story isn't me, but it was my friend.
So one day in the 3rd grade my bestfriend was needing to go to the bathroom. Once again, the teachers at our school didn't let us go to the bathroom because it was at the end of the school day. So the bell rings and he RUNS out of the school, he gets on his bike and didn't wait for me. I laughed and was like what the hell why did he run off without me? I get to his house, the bike is displaced. I get in the house, there is a poop trail leading from the living room all the way to the bathroom. I never laughed so hard in my life.

 

[Ashley]

THIS. IS GOLD. I'm going to save this somewhere and use this against you someday.

LOL'd at you wuu, aww - that is embarrasing, but hilarious... imma stick with wind though, savee it; could come in handy in the NEAR near NEAR future.

 

[lplkassm]

This whole thread is WIN just because Ninja poo'd his panties

 

[DanJK]

One time, I think it was yesterday, I turned on the T.V. Just to see Mickey Mouse was on.