Haircut Suggestions?

[microwolf96]

Hey guys, I might be going to get a haircut today and I need some suggestions.

As you can tell by my Profile picture, I am overweight.

I weigh about 350 lbs. and I'm 6 feet tall, give or take an inch or two. (I'm working on losing weight, down to like 250 lbs. or so)

I have two haircuts that I've been thinking about.

or

I'm not sure if those would suit me, though. So if anyone has any suggestions or opinions, speak up! I'll be going to get my haircut in a hour or two, maybe three. Sorry about the sizes of the pictures.

 

[shadows5631]

Judging from the picture, it seems like you have curly hair.

The first picture is just styled, which is fairly easy to do with a straightener and freeze spray. Add in some layers of course.

Personally, I've always liked to shave my head and let it grow naturally to a certain point, then style it. It's a little more unique then.

 

[microwolf96]

My hair is probably 3x longer than that picture I have right now. And it's fairly straight when it's cut short. I don't like spending large amounts of times working on my hair, no more than 5 minutes.

 

[Music]

Bald, cut it bald. That or grow it out into an afro.

~Music, signing-off.

 

[microwolf96]

Bald, cut it bald. That or grow it out into an afro.

~Music, signing-off.

LOL Do you realize how ridiculous I would look? xD

 

[Darth]

Now now, you dont need to get a haircut just because the cool guys (me) have got them, you look great just the way you are

 

[Ramp]

 

[microwolf96]

Wtf? ?_? That's kind of creepy.

Darth, I need a haircut... badly... My hair is in my eyes constantly and it's annoying. Especially after I've just gotten out of the shower since it's heavier so it's more like to fall down and stab my eyes. Each strand is ~5 inches long. So, yeah...

 

[JayFlip]

Picture doesn't look too overweight.

Grow it out and look like Boxxy, like your avatar!

 

[microwolf96]

Picture doesn't look too overweight.

Grow it out and look like Boxxy, like your avatar!

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

Nothx.

 

[-King.exe]

EMO STYLE!!

 

[microwolf96]

EMO STYLE!!

If I get anything close to a emo hairstyle/haircut, it would be more like this:

 

[Madvillain]

Get a blow out. be a guido. fit in. go tanning. Self transformation into a jerk is complete.


...Even though I go tanning, and when I was 18 I DID rock the Blow-out.. Ahh the guido days.

 

[shadows5631]

Neither one of those pictures are emo.

 

[Fullmetal]

MULLET!!!!!
They are still classy, but only if done right

 

[Mayhem Death]

Man...I lol'd so hard when I saw that.

Why don't you just get it cut short, spike it, and maybe put your favorite color highlight in your hair. :O

 

[microwolf96]

Neither one of those pictures are emo.

What about this?

That considered "emo?"

And I swear to god, I'm seeing things now cus of the videos chocolatevillain posted. I keep seeing that creepy flash of the mask salesman except it blocks out my vision for 1-2 seconds at a time... ._.

 

[Rukus.]

Lol. what were you thinking asking for haircut suggestions on an INTERNET forum?! Unless this is really good trollin'

 

[microwolf96]

I couldn't decide what kind of haircut to get (and I'm not getting it til tomorrow, sadly) so I came on here to see if the community could help me. That's why I asked for haircut suggestions on a "INTERNET forum," Rukus.

 

[Rukus.]

Hmm, as long as its no trollin' I guess a regular mans haircut. All this hair glue and over the eye and bieber looking stuff looks stupid. You can have your hair stand up, sure, but why make it crusty?

Just make sure you trust your barber. The haircut I got, the same haircut I've been getting since I was 14, was ruined by some lady named "Blanca". She made the sides so short that it didn't meet right with the top, so it looks like a toupe! Thats why I like my barbers consistent.