Whats your favorite charactor on CS:S?

CT and T

  • SEAL TEAM 6 (CT #1)

    Points: 24 24.2%

  • GSG-9 (CT #2)

    Points: 8 8.1%

  • SAS (CT #3)

    Points: 17 17.2%

  • GIGN (CT #4)

    Points: 3 3.0%

  • PHOENIX CONNEXION (T #1)

    Points: 6 6.1%

  • ELITE CREW (T #2)

    Points: 19 19.2%

  • ARTIC AVENGERS (T #3)

    Points: 17 17.2%

  • GUERILLA WARFARE (T #4)

    Points: 5 5.1%
  • Total voters
    99
Arctic or get out, simply because they are the best, also they have a good sense of humor. If you look deep into the minds of the other 3 terrorists all you find is hate. Here ill break it down in to a 3 step analysis of the other 3.

Phoenix Connection
Let us first take a look deep into the mind of the Phoenix Connection. At first glance he is a fearsome warrior of the Phoenix type, but if you look deeper you will see his campaign is not fueled by anger or hate but more so of fear. What I mean is that he only does this in fear of loosing respect of his peers of loosing his position of power. Which ever it may be this is the most logical and sensible reason to explain his actions. As a result of his actions he is often the out cast of the group when going out to parties or just having a casual dinner at the local diner.

Elite
Now the next terrorist you will encounter is the Elite. While he looks like a pure bad ass with his nice tucked in green shirt and sun glasses, you will find he has a weak soul and is physically inept and unable to preform many of the required tasks to be a leader of a terrorist team. Unlike the Phoenix, the Elite's reason for preforming acts of terrorism stem from not having respect and control of his soldiers. For this reason he will try and try again to complete these tasks perfectly no matter who large or small the task is. Because of this he is a try hard, and thus nobody likes him.

Gorilla
For now we will skip the Arctic even though he comes next. The next terrorist we will discuss is the Gorilla, While he may seem like a shallow character he is by far the most interesting character we have to discuss.There are several reasons as to why he is not chosen as a leader and why he is often left out of major events. We will first start with superficial reason as to why he is not liked. The first reason is that he smells bad, there is no way around it his smell is just offensive. There have been reports that it smells so strong you can taste it. Now that we have dealt with the superficial reasons we can move deeper into the mind set of the Gorilla. Sure he looks cool and strong from the out side, but from the inside he is trapped in a life he doesn't want to live. What I mean is that since his childhood he has always wanted to be a Counter-Terrorist, but when he applied for the program he was denied. This would not have been so bad for him but the reason they denied him was for not showering. Soon after receiving word of his denial he went to ask them about it, they responded with a swift answer of "If you smell that bad it could effect the focus of your fellow Counter-Terrorist. If this happens something bad could happen." After receiving this message our Gorilla friend decided to turn to the dark side. All of the missions he completes and all of the people he terrorizes are all because of his rejection at a young age.

Arctic
Now to sum all of this up and to explain the reasons as to why the Arctic is so amazing and why he should always be chosen. The reasons are the following:
From childhood the Arctic has always been top of his class academically and physically, thus making him a prime candidate for making and planting bombs. Like I stated earlier the Arctic has a great sense of humor. The way we discovered this was when he was captured by the Counter-Terrorist and was in a locked room by himself, however once a day he was given time to go out side. One day while outside he asked his guard if he wanted to hear a joke, the guard unsuspectingly said "sure why not." After the Arctic told his joke the CT was laughing so hard he was unable to breath and passed out. In the few minutes he was passed out the arctic took his keys and was able to escape from the CT's. This is why the Arctic has a great sense of humor and is the best choice in CS:S.

Thanks for listening, I'm your host Parvovirus B19 and I'll see you next time on why CT's are bad.
 
I like the Phoenix the most.

I don't know how you guys can choose CT models, they all look the same to me, all blue-ish, while all the other T's have different colors, and what not.
 
Parvovirus B19 said:
Arctic or get out, simply because they are the best, also they have a good sense of humor. If you look deep into the minds of the other 3 terrorists all you find is hate. Here ill break it down in to a 3 step analysis of the other 3.

Phoenix Connection
Let us first take a look deep into the mind of the Phoenix Connection. At first glance he is a fearsome warrior of the Phoenix type, but if you look deeper you will see his campaign is not fueled by anger or hate but more so of fear. What I mean is that he only does this in fear of loosing respect of his peers of loosing his position of power. Which ever it may be this is the most logical and sensible reason to explain his actions. As a result of his actions he is often the out cast of the group when going out to parties or just having a casual dinner at the local diner.

Elite
Now the next terrorist you will encounter is the Elite. While he looks like a pure bad ass with his nice tucked in green shirt and sun glasses, you will find he has a weak soul and is physically inept and unable to preform many of the required tasks to be a leader of a terrorist team. Unlike the Phoenix, the Elite's reason for preforming acts of terrorism stem from not having respect and control of his soldiers. For this reason he will try and try again to complete these tasks perfectly no matter who large or small the task is. Because of this he is a try hard, and thus nobody likes him.

Gorilla
For now we will skip the Arctic even though he comes next. The next terrorist we will discuss is the Gorilla, While he may seem like a shallow character he is by far the most interesting character we have to discuss.There are several reasons as to why he is not chosen as a leader and why he is often left out of major events. We will first start with superficial reason as to why he is not liked. The first reason is that he smells bad, there is no way around it his smell is just offensive. There have been reports that it smells so strong you can taste it. Now that we have dealt with the superficial reasons we can move deeper into the mind set of the Gorilla. Sure he looks cool and strong from the out side, but from the inside he is trapped in a life he doesn't want to live. What I mean is that since his childhood he has always wanted to be a Counter-Terrorist, but when he applied for the program he was denied. This would not have been so bad for him but the reason they denied him was for not showering. Soon after receiving word of his denial he went to ask them about it, they responded with a swift answer of "If you smell that bad it could effect the focus of your fellow Counter-Terrorist. If this happens something bad could happen." After receiving this message our Gorilla friend decided to turn to the dark side. All of the missions he completes and all of the people he terrorizes are all because of his rejection at a young age.

Arctic
Now to sum all of this up and to explain the reasons as to why the Arctic is so amazing and why he should always be chosen. The reasons are the following:
From childhood the Arctic has always been top of his class academically and physically, thus making him a prime candidate for making and planting bombs. Like I stated earlier the Arctic has a great sense of humor. The way we discovered this was when he was captured by the Counter-Terrorist and was in a locked room by himself, however once a day he was given time to go out side. One day while outside he asked his guard if he wanted to hear a joke, the guard unsuspectingly said "sure why not." After the Arctic told his joke the CT was laughing so hard he was unable to breath and passed out. In the few minutes he was passed out the arctic took his keys and was able to escape from the CT's. This is why the Arctic has a great sense of humor and is the best choice in CS:S.

Thanks for listening, I'm your host Parvovirus B19 and I'll see you next time on why CT's are bad.
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Wow Parvo... just wow... LOL
 
I see alot of votes for SAS and Artic, but i rarely ever see another SAS player on highschool. Tons of GSG9s though.
 
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