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Perry the Pen was born in the Bic Ballpoint Pen factory on July 24th 2010. He was the son of Loretta Ink and Paul Casing and was assembled on an automated assembly line. He was one of 1000 siblings 100 of which were sent to a hospital and subsequently lost and 40 died into a blender. The rest were bought by multiple school districts. Perry was bought by an accounting firm which dealt in high level accounts and was part of a bank. He was briefly married to his wife of two weeks Margret Pencil and had to children. Unfortunately for Perry, Margret?s life span was slightly shorter than that of Perry and before dying took the kids and made a vacation to the front desk. Not much else is known of the children. One is thought to have had extensive case surgery and is now on the boss?s desk as a fountain pen. As for Perry weeks after being divorced, found a friend in Steve the Stapler. Steve had a recurring over bite problem and constantly jamming. Steve found happiness in stapling 3 sheet packets and prefers side stapling. Sadly, after 5 weeks Perry the Pen died and ended up in landfill with Steve to follow weeks later, 3 staple jam.
The moral of this story, being a Stage Manager gives you too much free time during break and we use office supplies to the max.
The moral of this story, being a Stage Manager gives you too much free time during break and we use office supplies to the max.
