Your Favourite Name/Description on your Weapons?

[Fallen_Angel]

Hey, thought that a thread about the names/descriptions people put on some of their names, and why they put it on, might be interesting, so here goes nothing Mine:

Your Eternal Reward: Name "Natasha's Little Gift", description: "From Natasha, with Love". Why: I play a spy a lot, (people on Mesa would know this), and a) I like saying that death is my present to people for their christmas, and b) spies remind me of Bond, and my favourite Bond book/film is From Russia With Love, so it made sense to me.

Half Ziotchi: Name "A Less Humane Mikado", a song in a musical about Japan is called "A More Humane Mikado", so I felt it appropriate to me.

Loch'N'Load: Name "Rule #4, Double Tap", from the Movie Zombieland, direct quote "You think it's dead? Another shot will make sure"

EDIT: Oh and, Sydney Sleeper: "Natasha's Hot Jarate Shooter". Wasn't tooo sure if it was risqu? but it's from before I joined eGO, back when I had no originality in name (see YER above). Obvious what it's supposed to be, I just liked the idea of an entendr? xD

So, eGO, what's your favourite name or description tag in your bottomless bag of weaponry?

 

[vudu]

My favorite by far is one owned by Typhus. His soldier's shotgun is named "Reflect this"

 

[? Frisky Dingo ?]

I mainly have names on my default weapons, only because I don't want to accidentally craft them and most names or descriptions come from movies.

Spy:
Unusual spy hat description: You cannot burn me I am already on fire.
knife : Feeling Frisky
Reason: it is the name of my very first spy vid.
gun: BMF
Reason: I love pulp fiction

Demoman:
Demo crown description: Hail to the king baby
Reason: I love Army of darkness
Sticky launcher (soon to be described as): This is my BooooM stick!
Reason: Army of darkness
Nade launcher: Holy hand grenades of antioch
Reason: Monty Python search for the holy grail ( funniest freakin movie ever)

Soldier:
Blackbox: Black Betty
Reason: love that song

 

[? Frisky Dingo ?]

Repost

 

[Plasma]

Medigun / Kritzkreg
"Dial-Up"

The Quick-fix
"I Don't Know!"

 

[Nik :D]

Sniper Rifle: I'm so bad at this game.
Reason: Self-Explanatory

Kukri: huehueheuheuhuehuehuehuehuehue
Reason: That's the laugh I make when I crit someone to death with it.

 

[Kek15]

Snipe Rifle: Spidey i'm so tired of you.

Reason: i'm tired of him

 

[Go team seaslug!]

Sniper Rifle: I'm so bad at this game.

Reason: Truth!

 

[Nirahtci]

My Sniper Rifle is named "Be Efficient"

Reason: Most people don't notice that I miss the first 4 shots before getting the headshot.

 

[The Slayer]

my sniper rifle is called: the gun that shoots piss darts

 

[eurocracy]

I need someone to sell me a name tag and description tag actually... help guys?
I once called my sniper rifle "Every Hack in Existence"

 

[Porkchop1414]

I just got an Unusual Confetti Sombrero for the Pyro. I'm gonna name it "The Party Hat" and describe it "You wish you were invited."

 

[roamer.]

Rocket launcher: Your favorite worst nightmare

Reason: Because im sure it is

 

[Kamon]

I'm in dire need of descriptions for most of my weapons, so feel free to offer some.

Rocket Launcher
Name: Crit Happens
Desc: Don't feel bad about it, man. Crit happens.

The Shortstop
Name: The Handcannon
Desc: None
Pretty self-explanatory.

Mad Milk
Name: Lon-Lon Milk
Desc: None
Reference to Ocarina of Time.

Fists of Steel
Name: The Gloves of Not Dying
I use these gloves more defensively, like when I'm pushing the payload cart or avoiding (or charging at) Snipers.

Sydney Sleeper
Name: Piss Dispenser
Desc: None
The name is a play on 'Pez Dispenser'.

Wrench
Name: NOPE
Desc: None
This should be self-explanatory.

Butterfly Knife
Name: >he doesn't turn around
Desc: laughinggirls.jpg
Don't ask, don't tell.

 

[Donnie the Dinosaur]

Butterfly knife : Check your six

 

[Typhus]

My favorite by far is one owned by Typhus. His soldier's shotgun is named "Reflect this"

d'aww thanks :d

One of my needle guns:

Because getting killed by a medic isn't embarrassing enough as it is

 

[eightDash]

Butterfly Knife
Name: >he doesn't turn around
Desc: laughinggirls.jpg
Don't ask, don't tell.

I quite like this one. If only it were genuine.

 

[dy1an]

My favorite by far is one owned by Typhus. His soldier's shotgun is named "Reflect this"

Lol typhus that whacky guy

My favorites gotta be Msk's unusual madame dixie with hearts, the description "Can you feel the love tonight?" its on a whole new level of irony

 

[The Proctologist]

My Demo Man grenade launcher's name is: "The killer of you!"

 

[Caelestis]

Force-A-Nature: "Hit-And-Run"
So named because A) "hit and run" is a tactic in baseball, the sport of choice of the Scout, and B) the best tactic with the Scout in general is hit and run.

The Sandman: "The Sure Hit"
So named because A) that was the name on the wiffle bat I used to use as a kid, and B) I have a pretty good success rate at clocking people with the stun ball.

Drill Sergeant's Hat: "The Royal Canadian Kilted Yaksman"
See the sketch of the same name from Ren & Stimpy.