Help me name my Strange Weapons!

[ThatNintendoDude]

Since you all did such a good job with the Brain Slug, I thought I'd come back to ask for help naming my strange weapons.

First off, a question: If I rename strange weapons, it still says their kill rank in the description, right? For example: a Strange Minigun named "Sasha" - 'Lv. 10 "Wicked Nasty" Minigun (Description)'.

Next, here are the names and descriptions I've been thinking of, let me know what you think, and if you have any suggestions!

Since I'm so fond of the dialogue and videos of TF2, most names will be references to them.

Rocket Launcher - Probably won't rename it, but for the description: "If God had wanted you to live, he would not have created ME!" or a variant: "...he would not have let me unbox this rocket launcher!"

Grenade Launcher - "Grim Bloody Fable": Don't know for description. :/

Sticky Launcher - "Unhappy Bloody End": Don't know for description. :/

Minigun - "Sasha" (of course): 'Heh, heh, heh...cry some more.' or 'Yes...I like this new weapon.'

Flamethrower - No idea for name or description, help me out!

Sniper Rifle (when released) - "Lady Luck": 'Because I DEFINITELY didn't get that headshot with skill alone.'

 

[SirVerbose]

Personally, I don't think that you should name strange weapons. I think this because people tend to look more at the weapons name than at the rank and kill number, which is mainly the whole point of strange weapons. Very clever names, though.

 

[Noise]

Personally, I don't think that you should name strange weapons. I think this because people tend to look more at the weapons name than at the rank and kill number, which is mainly the whole point of strange weapons. Very clever names, though.

This, i wouldn't bother naming or describing strange weapons because if you did name & describe em, the only thing strange about them is the fact that they are orange.

 

[iBeast]

I'd never name a strange weapon, i get strange weapons to count my kills. That's it

 

[Skell]

Flamethrower - Mumblethrower : "It says Ffffrrrrrrrrrr"

 

[Bond]

imo the Sniper should be called The Magnum Fource.



The Minigun should be named "Dr. Shoosh" desc: "Red heavy, dead heavy, blu heavy...also dead heavy. Is very hard making rhyme when me and Dr. Shoosh have good time. *shrugs*"

Alternative in this line of thinking is another for the Sniper Rifle: "Horton Hears a Headshot" desc "Blu heavy, shoot him red. Red heavy? Shoot him dead."


Flamethrower: "Way of Huddha" desc. : "Meditation isn't easy. That's why you need a couple candles. Or flaming enemies, he's not picky."



By that line of thinking would all pyro fanatics be called "Huddhists"?


Alternate: Flamethrower: "Forever Strange" Desc: " If only this counted assists..."

That's all I got for now.

 

[ThatNintendoDude]

The Minigun should be named "Dr. Shoosh" desc: "Red heavy, dead heavy, blu heavy...also dead heavy. Is very hard making rhyme when me and Dr. Shoosh have good time. *shrugs*"


Alternate: Flamethrower: "Forever Strange" Desc: " If only this counted assists..."

That's all I got for now.

I like these two very much.

 

[Bond]

Obviously there needs to be a strange degreaser so I can have the whole pyro weapon set strange. Then when I can find a cool attendant I will finally be at pyro peace.

 

[Stealth]

You should have named the minigun "Taylor Swift" and desc "Taylor-made to kill you swiftly"

 

[Shiznoe]

I am terrible at these but lets see.

Flamethrower: Fireyice, The worst weapon possible

 

[Bond]

I named my strange powerjack the powerslave; now people only have to guess which guitarist I am when I taunt at their death!

Also strange huntsman totally is gonna be "The Golden Arch-er" desc. "Over 1 million killed!"