Want Every Bethesda Game They'll Ever Make?

Vexx

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I just read this off the Gameinformer website. Best competition ever, with the best disclaimer ever.

"Bonuses for pre-ordering a game are a nice incentive, but how long are you really going to use that tote bag or exclusive in-game costume? Bethesda wants to ensure that you remember Skyrim, so they want a member of your family named after it. According to their blog, Bethesda will be giving an "unknown reward" to anyone who gives birth to a child named Dovahkiin on the game's release date (11/11/11).

UPDATE: Pete Hines has now tweeted specifics on the reward. If someone actually does this, they'll get free codes for every Bethesda game ever on Steam. This includes all of their games from the past and those that will come out in the future.

The company's Pete Hines says that the ideal conception date would have been last Friday, but inducing labor a few days early should be no big deal. However, you may want to check out Bethesda's warning first:

'Disclaimer: Any reward for completing this quest will not ultimately justify the potential teasing your child could ? and probably will ? endure over its lifespan. Bethesda Softworks is not responsible for your parenting. You may gain experience points for completing this quest, but you will not care at 3am on a work night. Completion of this quest may also result in decreased desire to play video games and/or function as a human being. Consult with your friends before embarking on this quest; while it may not start in prison, it probably ends there.' "

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And yes. They are completely serious about this, according to their blog.

If given the chance, would you honestly go for this? If I had a baby on the way, I so would. Esp. if it means free Bethesda games from now on, past and future.

~V
 
Someone will do it. You know they will.

Oh I know they will lol. I would name my son that. Who's gonna mess with a kid named "Dragonborn", and who gets free video games on top of that? I sure wouldn't.
 
If I lived in Scandinavian country and was older, I'd probably do it. Plus you dont always have to call the child Dovahkiin, could just say Dov.
 
rofl, if you name your kid Dovahkiin plan on it being the last thing you ever get to do with that kid. Maybe if you're lucky you'll get supervised visits every other weekend!

Then again, what if you did anyways? And then dragons came back? And he alone could stop them? DO IT! Not to mention it would be funny to see him use Dragon Shouts to zap bullies with lightning.
 
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If I lived in Scandinavian country and was older, I'd probably do it. Plus you dont always have to call the child Dovahkiin, could just say Dov.

Thats how it would go down most likely. Also it didn't say you couldn't legally change their name afterwards lol.
 
I remember hearing about this last year, I wonder how many gamers started getting busy with their girlfriends in jan-feb.. I would do it and legally change their name afterwards. yup.
 
I remember hearing about this last year, I wonder how many gamers started getting busy with their girlfriends in jan-feb.. I would do it and legally change their name afterwards. yup.

Exactly! Gotta love loopholes.
 
actually, I would name him Dovakhin, and then legally change MY NAME to Fire Dragon
 
I read "last friday" and was confused...then I learned that the article was in February.
Someone's going to do it.
 
I read "last friday" and was confused...then I learned that the article was in February.
Someone's going to do it.

Yeah, I read the article last week simply because they put it back up on top of the Skyrim news. But I just noticed it's from February too. Derp.
 
I just read this off the Gameinformer website. Best competition ever, with the best disclaimer ever.

"Bonuses for pre-ordering a game are a nice incentive, but how long are you really going to use that tote bag or exclusive in-game costume? Bethesda wants to ensure that you remember Skyrim, so they want a member of your family named after it. According to their blog, Bethesda will be giving an "unknown reward" to anyone who gives birth to a child named Dovahkin on the game's release date (11/11/11).

UPDATE: Pete Hines has now tweeted specifics on the reward. If someone actually does this, they'll get free codes for every Bethesda game ever on Steam. This includes all of their games from the past and those that will come out in the future.

The company's Pete Hines says that the ideal conception date would have been last Friday, but inducing labor a few days early should be no big deal. However, you may want to check out Bethesda's warning first:

'Disclaimer: Any reward for completing this quest will not ultimately justify the potential teasing your child could ? and probably will ? endure over its lifespan. Bethesda Softworks is not responsible for your parenting. You may gain experience points for completing this quest, but you will not care at 3am on a work night. Completion of this quest may also result in decreased desire to play video games and/or function as a human being. Consult with your friends before embarking on this quest; while it may not start in prison, it probably ends there.' "

Reference

And yes. They are completely serious about this, according to their blog.

If given the chance, would you honestly go for this? If I had a baby on the way, I so would. Esp. if it means free Bethesda games from now on, past and future.

~V
Seriously, am I the only one that noticed this mistake? I mean you need to get your facts straight. I mean its great if theyre gonna give away free games, but its a waste of time, energy & $$ just to produce a child if theyre gonna give away free codes. Heck the codes will eventually pop up online on 1 of the many gaming code websites.

So upon further research, I found out that it is indeed free games. Vexx please post your info correctly in the future. I also adjusted the spelling of the name.
 
Seriously, am I the only one that noticed this mistake? I mean you need to get your facts straight. I mean its great if theyre gonna give away free games, but its a waste of time, energy & $$ just to produce a child if theyre gonna give away free codes. Heck the codes will eventually pop up online on 1 of the many gaming code websites.

So upon further research, I found out that it is indeed free games. Vexx please post your info correctly in the future. I also adjusted the spelling of the name.

1) That was copy pasta'd info
2) The correct spelling is actually Dovahkiin.
 
If I found out my parents gave me a name just so they could get some free games, I'd feel like crap
 
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