Sniper Rifle because Zoidberg.
Spycicle for how OP it is.

Either flamethrower or half-zatoichi.
Jiggle Billy's night vision goggles.
Jiggle Billy's night vision goggles.
I'm a fail-spy
Well aware of it, but paired with my DR its hard to find me after I use it to escape the flamethrower.
