Alwight, let's start.
Enjoy
1. ....What. Yeah, I don't remember the last time my life needed saving OR the last time I heard about a dog saving someone's life irl. But true, I have seen guys lay down their lives for their cats....
2. Both will do the former. I've never met a cat that won't eat out of my hand. Especially tasty bread.
3. No, not licks on the hand. IN YOUR FACE. Licks to the face are just.....too personal. Cat's don't spit furballs into your face, they spit it on the ground and let you pick it up later
4. A dog's purpose in life is to play. Whether that means tearing people to shreds or running circles around you, is up to the dog. A cat's purpose in life? To have a nice, long nap.
5. Wait, dogs can do that?
6. I can't deny this.
7. Ever think the way to call a cat is to interest it with your ever-so mesmerizing fingers?
8. Dogs are freaking smelly. You have to clean them yourself when you can't take it anymore. Ever heard of carbon no-smell kitty litter?
9. Eh, true. A cat won't attack unless its personal space is invaded, a dog will attack the ever-loving.....daylights out of anyone it doesn't know.
10. Does your pet need fame status? Imagine all the TF2 you'd be missing!
11. CATS CLEAN THEMSELVES. DOGS DON'T AND SOAK YOU WHEN YOU DO IT FOR THEM!
Done
Having taken care of many of both species I can say I like cats way better.
