The Corrupt Wish Game

[Puliping]

You're now good at Age of Empires, but bad at everything else.

I wish gamers weren't psycopathic killers IRL.

 

[Tokiw]

They are no longer psychopathic killers, but since they have nothing left to do, they all kill themselves out of sheer boredom, and now you have nobody to play TF2 with anymore.

I wish the map Egypt was removed from TF2!

 

[Nix]

They are no longer psychopathic killers, but since they have nothing left to do, they all kill themselves out of sheer boredom, and now you have nobody to play TF2 with anymore.

I wish the map Egypt was removed from TF2!

A flash mob of eGOptians appear in front of your house and burn you at the stake.

I wish I had a job.

 

[Super-Nova]

You now have a job, driving a large, metallic twinkie filled with small, rowdy children.

I wish I knew what to do for Valentines day.

 

[AndyGuy]

You now have a job, driving a large, metallic twinkie filled with small, rowdy children.

I wish I knew what to do for Valentines day.

You know what to do for Valentines Day at the cost of your love life.

I wish I had moar popcorn

 

[Tokiw]

You get some un-popped popcorn. While you are cooking it in the microwave, the power company accidentally activates nuclear power, and in turn, makes your microwave work at 2000% power, charring the ever loving deliciousness out of your popcorn.

I wish I didn't eat so much for lunch today.

 

[5starGeneralAlphaSnake]

You get more food inside of you that you explode.

I wish i was not wishing this.

 

[Nix]

You get more food inside of you that you explode.

I wish i was not wishing this.

You instead wish that you did wish that, but you just end up wishing that you didn't wish to not wish that you wished that wish.

I wish I was kawaii.

 

[Puliping]

Wish not granted because you already are.

I wish I could high five enemies.

 

[infernocookie]

High-5'ing is enabled but your computer breaks before you can enjoy it.

I wish I had a million dollars. No wait world peace! Too late dang it just the money then.

 

[Rawburt]

High-5'ing is enabled but your computer breaks before you can enjoy it.

I wish I had a million dollars. No wait world peace! Too late dang it just the money then.

The money is Monopoly money.

I wish for TF3.

 

[Ken the Kitsune]

The money is Monopoly money.

I wish for TF3.

There are no hats and only 3 classes

I wish for sanity

 

[Humility The Humble]

There are no hats and only 3 classes

I wish for sanity

You get your sanity, but all anime and cats disappear off of the face of the earth.

I wish I wasn't shy.

 

[AndyGuy]

You get your sanity, but all anime and cats disappear off of the face of the earth.

I wish I wasn't shy.

You are no longer shy but you cannot stop talking. And I mean never. Asleep, in public, in private, everywhere forever.

I wish for something cool

 

[Puliping]

You get a dinosaur, but it eats you.

I wish I had a dinosaur that wouldn't eat me...

 

[Nix]

You get a dinosaur, but it eats you.

I wish I had a dinosaur that wouldn't eat me...

You get an herbivore, but it steps on you.

I wish I had a lot of unusuals.

 

[Puliping]

You get your unusuals but Nether cooks and eats them.

I wish I could stop think about "TIMETIMETIMETIMETIMETIME". (Hydro Night)

 

[Rawburt]

You get your unusuals but Nether cooks and eats them.

I wish I could stop think about "TIMETIMETIMETIMETIMETIME". (Hydro Night)

You lose all ability to think at all.

I wish I would've attended last night's event.

 

[AndyGuy]

You lose all ability to think at all.

I wish I would've attended last night's event.

you are able to attend but are banned from eGO servers

I wish that i had more desktop backgrounds

 

[Poor Man]

you are able to attend but are banned from eGO servers

I wish that i had more desktop backgrounds

your computer overloads from too many backgrounds

I wish I was a Oscar Meyer Wiener