The Corrupt Wish Game

[Gerbil]

your computer overloads from too many backgrounds

I wish I was a Oscar Meyer Wiener

You become an Oscar Meyer Wiener and everyone loves you so much you are eaten.

I wish bunnies were immortal.

 

[Tokiw]

At first, nobody thought much of it. Bunnies are friendly critters. There were just a couple more where they hadn't been seen before. Eventually, people started to notice a bunny once every five minutes or so. It only got worse. The unanticipated influx of so many rabbits destroyed the ecosystem. A few years later, the floor is 3 feet deep in bunnies. It only gets worse from there. After about a hundred years, there becomes so many bunnies in such a small space, that they collapse into themselves, creating a black hole. Don't worry, it gets worse. As they continue to pro-create at infinitesimally small levels, the black hole gets denser, and denser, and denser. Eventually, the black hole becomes so strong that it is able to suck in planets and stars from thousands of light years away, further fueling the bunny-induced black hole, until there is nothing left in the universe.

I wish I had learned about turning off mouse acceleration earlier.

 

[Nix]

The event that was never supposed to be creates a time paradox and the universe implodes.

I wish I had a good rig D:

 

[fatyguy]

The event that was never supposed to be creates a time paradox and the universe implodes.

I wish I had a good rig D:

You get a new rig, everything is top of the line. The next day a pipe burst over it and dumps gallons of water onto it.

I wish I owned my own space faring ship that was completely self sufficient to travel the galaxy.

 

[Ken the Kitsune]

You get a new rig, everything is top of the line. The next day a pipe burst over it and dumps gallons of water onto it.

I wish I owned my own space faring ship that was completely self sufficient to travel the galaxy.

you'll be forever alone in that ship

I wish valve would make a hundred unique well balanced weapons for each of the classes

 

[Nix]

No hats.

I wish I was immortal.

 

[Humility The Humble]

No hats.

I wish I was immortal.

You get to be immortal, but your body decays as time goes by. You are now a skeleton.

I wish for moar hats

 

[fatyguy]

you'll be forever alone in that ship

I'm ok with that.

 

[AndyGuy]

You get to be immortal, but your body decays as time goes by. You are now a skeleton.

I wish for moar hats

you get 1000000 untradable, uncraftable gibuses

i wish for moar nutella