What if it's all child's play?
Think... It could all be a bunch of neighborhood kids, playing war in the back yard, we have...
The Scout - The kid who plays little league baseball, has the ability to run real fast... over confident, always says "YOU CANT HIT ME I'M MOVING FAST"
The Soldier - The "I've got a Rocket Launcher!" kid, might not come from the most well-off family, so he uses pots and pans as helmets... dad probably served at some point.
The Pyro - Probably the little sister of another, who wanted to play too- "Alright, what weapon do you want?" "A FLAME THROWER! YAYYYY!!!"
The Demoman - The one black kid, that comes from an immigrant family of Scotts, who's dad is a heavy drinker. Uses bottles and such as weapons, as that is what he grew up with.
The Heavy - The big kid from Russia, want's the most powerful weapon, so he chooses a minigun. Parents probably defected, so he, like many other immigrants, watch television and movies to pick up English- that's why there are so many diffrent, distinct items and sets, like the mob theme with the Tomislove, Family Business, Eviction Notice, Capo's Capper. Stuff like that.
The Engineer - Dad's probably a teacher or a researcher at a university, so he builds instead of fights... "Come on guys, this trash can lid is a teleporter! The other one is over there, they cant hurt you in between the two!" "My Sentry shot you, you're dead!"
The Medic - Parents are German immigrants, doctors, maybe he lost someone close to him because of an injury? And now he plays with a devise that can heal injuries so his friends can keep on living. a little crazy, though.
Sniper - Parents are Australian immigrants, probably just regular folk, but Sniper's a little... weak? he can't run around a lot and get hurt, so the let him have a "Sniper Rifle" so he can still play from a distance.
Spy - Parents are French, he's the most snooty of them all, always has the best cloths, dosn't like conflict "You got blood on my suit!" but runs around stabbing people in the back. "I'm invisible, you can's see me! hahaha!" "Stabbing you in the back kills you no matter what!" "This lunchbox is actually a machine to destroy your machines!" (to engi)
The Administrator could be like an older sister or a mom (more likely a mom) that plays along with the kids.
hes one cool dude
Pyro is ADORABLE!
