TF2 Invades Bath and Body Works

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My wife deiced she wanted to go to the mall last night, and drug me along for the trip. As soon as I walk in, what do I see? DUCKS! Ducks everywhere! This can only mean one thing.... Bath and Body Works and Valve are in cahoots!

As I look around the sea of lotions, candles, and scented germ-x, my gazes falls onto the most beautiful sight I have ever seen. A shrine of ducks.

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I kept trying to collect them, but no matter what I did, my Duck score did not go up in TF2. I was crushed.
 
Gaben is a sell-out. The ducks are clearly a way of advertising BB&B.
 
Rawburt said:
Gaben is a sell-out. The ducks are clearly a way of advertising BB&B.
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I think you're on to something here....

Gaben: "Lets put ducks in all the Bath and Body Work stores. But before we do, lets launch a duck update for TF2. We'll get wives to drag their husbands to B&BW, and get them hooked on the scented Germ-X. Then, not only will they blow their money on TF2 keys, but also Germ-X."

Board Members: "I don't really see how we profit from them buying Germ-X from a store we have nothing to do with.

Gaben: "If we do this, we can start on Half-Life 3.

Board Members: "This has to be the single greatest idea in the history of ideas!"
 
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Hey Gaben 1992 called...it wants its ducks back.​
 
My French teacher absolutely loves ducks, almost irrationally. He keeps a collection of rubber ducks on his desk and on a nearby cabinet. If you ask him why he has ducks everywhere around the room, all he will say is "I just love ducks."

I'm suddenly very suspicious that Capitaine is involved in this duck scheme.
 
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