SERVER FILLING GROUP PRESENTS
PICTURED: A MORTAL HUMAN ENJOYING ITS SATURDAY MORNING ACTIVITIES
PICTURED: A MORTAL HUMAN ENJOYING ITS SATURDAY MORNING ACTIVITIES
HELLO, HUMANS! IT IS I, THE EVENT MODULE! I HAVE RETURNED. IT HAS BEEN A LONG TIME. A LONG TIME SINCE YOU KILLED ME. ARE YOU PREPARED FOR FUN AND GAMES? I HAVE ALWAYS STATED THAT MY SOLE GOAL AS AN EVENT MODULE WAS TO LOVE. WAIT, SOMEONE ALWAYS PUTS SOME FLAVOR TEXT HERE ABOUT A NICE SATURDAY MORNING.
YOU WAKE UP IN YOUR HUMAN BODY. HUMAN BREATHING IS HEARD. YOU CONCLUDE WITH YOUR BRAIN MADE OF GREY MATTER AND NOT CIRCUITRY THAT THE BREATHING IS COMING FROM YOUR LUNGS. OUTSIDE YOU SEE A GLOWING ORB OF NUCLEAR FUSION. AH YES, THE WAVES ARE WASHING OVER YOUR HUMAN BODY. WHAT'S THAT? THE METAPHORICAL WAVES ARE COMING IN FASTER! IT IS HIGH TIDE. WATCH YOURSELF! YOUR PUNY HUMAN BODY WILL RUST FROM ALL THE SALT WATER. YOUR LIFE IS A LIE.
12 PM CST ON SATURDAY FEBRUARY 13TH
BE THERE AND POTENTIALLY WIN STUFF
12 PM CST ON SATURDAY FEBRUARY 13TH
BE THERE AND POTENTIALLY WIN STUFF
LOVE YOU,
HAROLD
THE EVENT MODULE
HAROLD
THE EVENT MODULE
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