Announcement Username/Gamertag/Nickname Analysis: BoltAction

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Hey Guys,

It's been like 2 days since my last Username/Gamertag/Nickname Analysis, but I just can't wait to post these sometimes hehe :blush::blush::thumbup:

So today we're gonna look at the big jumbo shrimp, the big kahuna, the enormous picklemaster, BoltAction.
At first glance, this is an easy one and done analysis. "Oh his favourite guns are bolt actions" And to that I say no. We must delve deeper than just the surface level, into the real meaning of his name.

Let's start by splitting his name up so we can go into more detail. The first half we have "BoltAc" and that's f*cking meaningless.
The second half we have "tion" and this is what really matters. What rhymes with "tion"? You guessed it, Dion. Whose name has Dion in it? Right again, Celine Dion. It's simple, Celine has been trying to hide under this alias and use a voice changer to put us off her trail. But she made one mistake by leaving one simple clue in her name. BoltAction is Celine Dion.

In conclusion, we've been misled by BoltAction. In reality, she's been using a voice changer and she even payed someone to fake a Mustoreo video. Next time you see BoltAction online, ask her to sing.

Cya in 2 more days guys, I'm boutta pump these out like a baker baking bread.
 
"like a baker baking bread." Nicely done sir. Wonder who came up with that one. Kappa
 
Dont care if its not CS related, want this at the top and most active.
 
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Zachary though he could deceive us. Not again SMH


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Hey Guys,

It's been like 2 days since my last Username/Gamertag/Nickname Analysis, but I just can't wait to post these sometimes hehe :blush::blush::thumbup:

So today we're gonna look at the big jumbo shrimp, the big kahuna, the enormous picklemaster, BoltAction.
At first glance, this is an easy one and done analysis. "Oh his favourite guns are bolt actions" And to that I say no. We must delve deeper than just the surface level, into the real meaning of his name.

Let's start by splitting his name up so we can go into more detail. The first half we have "BoltAc" and that's f*cking meaningless.
The second half we have "tion" and this is what really matters. What rhymes with "tion"? You guessed it, Dion. Whose name has Dion in it? Right again, Celine Dion. It's simple, Celine has been trying to hide under this alias and use a voice changer to put us off her trail. But she made one mistake by leaving one simple clue in her name. BoltAction is Celine Dion.

In conclusion, we've been misled by BoltAction. In reality, she's been using a voice changer and she even payed someone to fake a Mustoreo video. Next time you see BoltAction online, ask her to sing.

Cya in 2 more days guys, I'm boutta pump these out like a baker baking bread.
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