PastryFox: Recent LE AMA

PastryFoxy

The Fox of TF2
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I was recommended to do this thing. So... Hiya! I'm PastryFox, you're new Recruitment Coordinator Manager for your TF2 division! I'm all for the intrusive questions, as long as they follow forum rules! So AMA, I am curious to see who of you wants to invade my privacy!


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^ This is me with my puppy, Jeff, at 5 in the morning.
 
1. Favourite Scooby Doo Episode?
2. Black, Green, or Red Grapes?
3. Favourite Melon, of the fruit type?
4. Favourite president that served before 1850?
5. Favourite Installation of TwitchCon?
6. Q?
7. Favourite Guy Fieri body part?
8. Corsair or Logitech?
9. Pass go and collect $200
10. Why did you think answering these would be a good idea?
 
1. Sorry if it doesn't necessarily count, but Scooby Doo: Zombie Island, hands down.
2. Green grapes.
3. Crenshaw melon.
4. Jackson.
5. No clue, I'm not that into Twitch, I only watch 1 streamer.
6. When in French, or what in Spanish, and yes.
7. Them hands that work that magic.
8. Corsair.
9. No, I'll land on Boardwalk, thanks.
10. You ask me, literally, it's all about curiosity.
 
Hey Pastry!

1. If you could do anything you wanted - literally anything - what would it be?

2. What is your biggest success or something that you are extremely proud of

3. Would you rather win the lottery or find your perfect job, and why?
 
Hey Pastry!

1. If you could do anything you wanted - literally anything - what would it be?

2. What is your biggest success or something that you are extremely proud of

3. Would you rather win the lottery or find your perfect job, and why?

1. I'd like to get married and move to Europe after graduating college with a mech. engineering degree.

2. Performing a jazz solo at a festival in my town, it's the biggest high ever.

3. Find my perfect job, as it'd feel more earned and could be a bigger source of happiness and satisfaction than the lottery.
 
Because Satan hasn't posted it yet, here you go!

This is required

  1. Who is your hero?
  2. If you could live anywhere, where would it be?
  3. What is your biggest fear?
  4. What is your favorite family vacation?
  5. What would you change about yourself if you could?
  6. What really makes you angry?
  7. What motivates you to work hard?
  8. What is your favorite thing about your career?
  9. What is your biggest complaint about your job?
  10. What is your proudest accomplishment?
  11. What is your child's proudest accomplishment?
  12. What is your favorite book to read?
  13. What makes you laugh the most?
  14. What was the last movie you went to? What did you think?
  15. What did you want to be when you were small?
  16. What does your child want to be when he/she grows up?
  17. If you could choose to do anything for a day, what would it be?
  18. What is your favorite game or sport to watch and play?
  19. Would you rather ride a bike, ride a horse, or drive a car?
  20. What would you sing at Karaoke night?
  21. What two radio stations do you listen to in the car the most?
  22. Which would you rather do: wash dishes, mow the lawn, clean the bathroom, or vacuum the house?
  23. If you could hire someone to help you, would it be with cleaning, cooking, or yard work?
  24. If you could only eat one meal for the rest of your life, what would it be?
  25. Who is your favorite author?
  26. Have you ever had a nickname? What is it?
  27. Do you like or dislike surprises? Why or why not?
  28. In the evening, would you rather play a game, visit a relative, watch a movie, or read?
  29. Would you rather vacation in Hawaii or Alaska, and why?
  30. Would you rather win the lottery or work at the perfect job? And why?
  31. Who would you want to be stranded with on a deserted island?
  32. If money was no object, what would you do all day?
  33. If you could go back in time, what year would you travel to?
  34. How would your friends describe you?
  35. What are your hobbies?
  36. What is the best gift you have been given?
  37. What is the worst gift you have received?
  38. Aside from necessities, what one thing could you not go a day without?
  39. List two pet peeves.
  40. Where do you see yourself in five years?
  41. How many pairs of shoes do you own?
  42. If you were a super-hero, what powers would you have?
  43. What would you do if you won the lottery?
  44. What form of public transportation do you prefer? (air, boat, train, bus, car, etc.)
  45. What's your favorite zoo animal?
  46. If you could go back in time to change one thing, what would it be?
  47. If you could share a meal with any 4 individuals, living or dead, who would they be?
  48. How many pillows do you sleep with?
  49. What's the longest you've gone without sleep (and why)?
  50. What's the tallest building you've been to the
  51. Would you rather trade intelligence for looks or looks for intelligence?
  52. How often do you buy clothes?
  53. Have you ever had a secret admirer?
  54. What's your favorite holiday?
  55. What's the most daring thing you've ever done?
  56. What was the last thing you recorded on TV?
  57. What was the last book you read?
  58. What's your favorite type of foreign food?
  59. Are you a clean or messy person?
  60. Who would you want to play you in a movie of your life?
  61. How long does it take you to get ready in the morning?
  62. What kitchen appliance do you use every day?
  63. What's your favorite fast food chain?
  64. What's your favorite family recipe?
  65. Do you love or hate rollercoasters?
  66. What's your favorite family tradition?
  67. What is your favorite childhood memory?
  68. What's your favorite movie?
  69. How old were you when you learned Santa wasn't real? How did you find out?
  70. Is your glass half full or half empty?
  71. What's the craziest thing you’ve done in the name of love?
  72. What three items would you take with you on a deserted island?
  73. What was your favorite subject in school?
  74. What's the most unusual thing you've ever eaten?
  75. Do you collect anything?
  76. Is there anything you wished would come back into fashion?
  77. Are you an introvert or an extrovert?
  78. Which of the five senses would you say is your strongest?
  79. Have you ever had a surprise party? (that was an actual surprise)
  80. Are you related or distantly related to anyone famous?
  81. If you were ruler of your own country what would be the first law you would introduce?
  82. Who was your favorite teacher in school and why?
  83. What three things do you think of the most each day?
  84. If you had a warning label, what would yours say?
  85. What song would you say best sums you up?
  86. What celebrity would you like to meet at Starbucks for a cup of coffee?
  87. What's the most interesting thing you can see out of your office or kitchen window?
  88. On a scale of 1-10 how funny would you say you are?
  89. Where do you see yourself in 10 years?
  90. What was your first job?
  91. If you could join any past or current music group which would you want to join?
  92. How many languages do you speak?
  93. What is your favorite family holiday tradition?
  94. Who is the most intelligent person you know?
  95. If you had to describe yourself as an animal, which one would it be?
  96. What is one thing you will never do again?
  97. Who knows you the best?
 
1. Why do you need to go 'nYOoOm' all the time?
2. What made you wanna join eGO?
3. bosoms or gluteus maximus?
 
Is this scale correct? If not, What would you change?

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Also, Best Catgirl/Neko? (I will judge you on this)
 
Is this scale correct? If not, What would you change?

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Also, Best Catgirl/Neko? (I will judge you on this)

1. Not Furry is definitely a furry.
2. Semi-Furry is definitely a furry.
3. Furry is definitely a furry.
4. Very Furry is definitely a furry.
5. Oh Shit What Are You Doing is definitely a furry.
6. Please Reconsider is definitely not a furry.

Also, why the f*** are you even looking at catgirl/neko anime? (You are just weird)

7. M4A1-S is definitely a furry.
 
1. Not Furry is definitely a furry.
2. Semi-Furry is definitely a furry.
3. Furry is definitely a furry.
4. Very Furry is definitely a furry.
5. Oh Shit What Are You Doing is definitely a furry.
6. Please Reconsider is definitely not a furry.

Also, why the f*** are you even looking at catgirl/neko anime? (You are just weird)

7. M4A1-S is definitely a furry.

Wow, not even your AMA, smfh, CS is confirmed toxic my guy.

Also Pastry, Favorite Gun Produced? (Can be a working prototype to production firearm)
 
Wow, not even your AMA, smfh, CS is confirmed toxic my guy.

Also Pastry, Favorite Gun Produced? (Can be a working prototype to production firearm)

The FG-42, produced by Germany in WWII, (Fallschirmjägergewehr-42); for paratroopers, mainly.
 
Is this scale correct? If not, What would you change?

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Also, Best Catgirl/Neko? (I will judge you on this)

Sorry but 2 is where furry starts to me. Then escalate from there. You go 2, you're already waist-deep in the pool of degenerative fandom. Also Haru, from The Cat Returns. Love that movie.
 
1. Why do you need to go 'nYOoOm' all the time?
2. What made you wanna join eGO?
3. bosoms or gluteus maximus?

1. Because using the BFB, I'm the most annoying fastest fur fox thing and have to make my presence known with 'nyooms'.

2. I like being a part of a community of any game I play, been told I'd make a good moderator; I like making sure things get done well and as they should, and would rather do them myself or know the people doing them, to keep me satisfied. Also I've no patience for people trying to be offensive or toxic, so... natural fit.

3. Sorry, but gluteus maximus. If he/she has a butt, then those thighs/nether regions just become even more of a yummy snack. Bosoms just add if they've a bottom half.
 
Here's your 97.

Because Satan hasn't posted it yet, here you go!

This is required

  1. Who is your hero?
  2. If you could live anywhere, where would it be?
  3. What is your biggest fear?
  4. What is your favorite family vacation?
  5. What would you change about yourself if you could?
  6. What really makes you angry?
  7. What motivates you to work hard?
  8. What is your favorite thing about your career?
  9. What is your biggest complaint about your job?
  10. What is your proudest accomplishment?
  11. What is your child's proudest accomplishment?
  12. What is your favorite book to read?
  13. What makes you laugh the most?
  14. What was the last movie you went to? What did you think?
  15. What did you want to be when you were small?
  16. What does your child want to be when he/she grows up?
  17. If you could choose to do anything for a day, what would it be?
  18. What is your favorite game or sport to watch and play?
  19. Would you rather ride a bike, ride a horse, or drive a car?
  20. What would you sing at Karaoke night?
  21. What two radio stations do you listen to in the car the most?
  22. Which would you rather do: wash dishes, mow the lawn, clean the bathroom, or vacuum the house?
  23. If you could hire someone to help you, would it be with cleaning, cooking, or yard work?
  24. If you could only eat one meal for the rest of your life, what would it be?
  25. Who is your favorite author?
  26. Have you ever had a nickname? What is it?
  27. Do you like or dislike surprises? Why or why not?
  28. In the evening, would you rather play a game, visit a relative, watch a movie, or read?
  29. Would you rather vacation in Hawaii or Alaska, and why?
  30. Would you rather win the lottery or work at the perfect job? And why?
  31. Who would you want to be stranded with on a deserted island?
  32. If money was no object, what would you do all day?
  33. If you could go back in time, what year would you travel to?
  34. How would your friends describe you?
  35. What are your hobbies?
  36. What is the best gift you have been given?
  37. What is the worst gift you have received?
  38. Aside from necessities, what one thing could you not go a day without?
  39. List two pet peeves.
  40. Where do you see yourself in five years?
  41. How many pairs of shoes do you own?
  42. If you were a super-hero, what powers would you have?
  43. What would you do if you won the lottery?
  44. What form of public transportation do you prefer? (air, boat, train, bus, car, etc.)
  45. What's your favorite zoo animal?
  46. If you could go back in time to change one thing, what would it be?
  47. If you could share a meal with any 4 individuals, living or dead, who would they be?
  48. How many pillows do you sleep with?
  49. What's the longest you've gone without sleep (and why)?
  50. What's the tallest building you've been to the
  51. Would you rather trade intelligence for looks or looks for intelligence?
  52. How often do you buy clothes?
  53. Have you ever had a secret admirer?
  54. What's your favorite holiday?
  55. What's the most daring thing you've ever done?
  56. What was the last thing you recorded on TV?
  57. What was the last book you read?
  58. What's your favorite type of foreign food?
  59. Are you a clean or messy person?
  60. Who would you want to play you in a movie of your life?
  61. How long does it take you to get ready in the morning?
  62. What kitchen appliance do you use every day?
  63. What's your favorite fast food chain?
  64. What's your favorite family recipe?
  65. Do you love or hate rollercoasters?
  66. What's your favorite family tradition?
  67. What is your favorite childhood memory?
  68. What's your favorite movie?
  69. How old were you when you learned Santa wasn't real? How did you find out?
  70. Is your glass half full or half empty?
  71. What's the craziest thing you’ve done in the name of love?
  72. What three items would you take with you on a deserted island?
  73. What was your favorite subject in school?
  74. What's the most unusual thing you've ever eaten?
  75. Do you collect anything?
  76. Is there anything you wished would come back into fashion?
  77. Are you an introvert or an extrovert?
  78. Which of the five senses would you say is your strongest?
  79. Have you ever had a surprise party? (that was an actual surprise)
  80. Are you related or distantly related to anyone famous?
  81. If you were ruler of your own country what would be the first law you would introduce?
  82. Who was your favorite teacher in school and why?
  83. What three things do you think of the most each day?
  84. If you had a warning label, what would yours say?
  85. What song would you say best sums you up?
  86. What celebrity would you like to meet at Starbucks for a cup of coffee?
  87. What's the most interesting thing you can see out of your office or kitchen window?
  88. On a scale of 1-10 how funny would you say you are?
  89. Where do you see yourself in 10 years?
  90. What was your first job?
  91. If you could join any past or current music group which would you want to join?
  92. How many languages do you speak?
  93. What is your favorite family holiday tradition?
  94. Who is the most intelligent person you know?
  95. If you had to describe yourself as an animal, which one would it be?
  96. What is one thing you will never do again?
  97. Who knows you the best?

1. My twin brother; his loss gave a lot of meaning and purpose to my otherwise dreary life ( a bit dark, sorry).

2.Finland; I'm a creature of the cold and I love the scenery and locale.

3. Ambiguity. Impossible to predict and prepare for.

4. Going to Germany with my father for his job; the candy and homemade liquor (I didn't drink) were so good, such a clean country.

5. How critical I am about anything, even myself.

6. People treating the disabled wrongly. Having grown up with an individual like that, it will piss me off quicker than anything else ever could.

7. Personal satisfaction and my own obsession for perfection for myself.

8. I haven't found my dream career yet, engineering, but it'd be the satisfaction I'd get bettering whatever task I'm on. My current job, it's the smile people give me when I help them.

9. They promoted someone over me because the store manager is an idiot.

10. Making it this far with all of the stuff life has shoved in my face with a hopefully attractive attitude and mindset.

11. I have no clue, I'll ask my dog instead. He sneezed in reply. Answer.

12. "Physics of the Impossible", by Michio Kaku; a physics book written by the theo. physicist himself; always makes you feel humble and small.

13. Subtle, dry humor, with a dark twist to it. Also my dog being an absolute doof.

14. Joker. Quite good, 8.5/10.

15. A firefighter.

16. Alive, hopefully, if I ever have one.

17. Be someone that interacts with me so I can see who I am from an outside perspective.

18. Badminton.

19. Ride a bicycle!

20. 'The Ground Walks, With Time In A Box', by Modest Mouse.

21. 1)Absolutely none 2)Neither here too

22. Mow the lawn, I enjoy the hard manual labor at times.

23. Yard work. You can bond and have so many good chats while working outside.

24. Crawfish etoufee.

25. Eoin Colfer.

26. Growing up: Andy; Nowadays: Pastry/Foxy.

27. Dislike. #3, Ambiguity, I don't like the unknown.

28. Play a game. Like TF2 (insert community front here)

29. Alaska. I'm a creature of the cold, incidentally growing up in the American South, where IT IS NEVER COLD. I love snow.

30. Work at the perfect job; it'd provide more benefits, less people attempting to mooch off of me, and provides more satisfaction than dumb luck.

31. My SO. Isolated island = a lot of privacy and sand.

32. Manage an online community and read.

33. 1998 to prevent my brother from having an accident.

34. Arrogant jerk, quiet, but obsessively loves and worries about me. Also short.

35. Playing vidya, walking/hiking, playing bass/thinking of music ideas, reading random stuff.

36. A third chance, thanks Mom.

37. None, really! Socks are great!

38. Pants. Internet, come on, we all know we need it.

39. Not receiving full, undivided attention when I'm giving mine; people not washing their hands.

40. In my computer chair, still answering these questions. Hopefully in a better house, promoted, and watching stupid movies with a SO.

41. 3. All Pumas.

42. Invisibility and mind-reading. No more ambiguity and who wouldn't want to be able to walk around completely naked in the supermarket shopping for bread?

43. Buy a mediocre car, pay off student loans, put a chunk into savings, and upgrade my PC.

44. Car. Boats make me nervous.

45. Do I even need to answer? Fox.

46. My parents naming me. I don't like Andrew. Silly and petty, but

47. My brother, my grandfather, Sir Christopher Lee (Saruman), and Ian McKellen.

48. 3.

49. 65 hours, traumatic life stuff.

50. Haven't really been to ANY tall buildings.

51. Looks->intelligence. In the words of Ron White, "you can't fix stupid".

52. At least once every two months.

53. Wouldn't really be 'secret', would it? I have had a stalker, if that counts.

54. Halloween.

55. Walked out of a college final to whisk away to Mississippi to deal with some relationship stuff. Still passed the class. Barely.

56. The final episode of Avatar: The Last Airbender.

57. I can't remember, I'm terrible.

58. Oriental.

59. Clean.

60. Patrick Swayze, even if he is passed. For some reason a lot of older women say I look like him, so I'd want him to resurrect to play me.

61. An hour and 10 minutes. I shave a lot, and have to do my hair.

62. The microwave, be it for vegetables or Ramen.

63. Burger King.

64. My mother's crawfish etoufee.

65. Love, I love adrenaline highs like that.

66. Can't say, I never associated much with my family.

67. Sneaking into my parent's computer room in the middle of the night to play Half-Life with my best friend. Good times.

68. Fantastic Mr. Fox. I love Wes Anderson and the cast/humor is superb.

69. 6. I put 2 and 2 together and asked my parents.

70. Half empty.

71. See #55.

72. 1-My PC 2-My router 3-A REALLY, REALLY, REALLY long ethernet cable.

73. Math. Especially calculus and statistics.

74. Durian fruit. DO NOT RECOMMEND.

75. Fox stuff. Pillows, blankets, plushies, necklace charms... fox... stuff. Just stuff with foxes.

76. ZIPPERS ON EVERYTHING. EVEN USELESS ZIPPERS. HELL YEAH

77. Introvert. Not necessarily by choice

78. Hearing. My sense of smell is the worst, I can only really smell blood and chocolate for some reason. No correlation. My hearing is probably why playing against me in TF2 isn't fun.

79. No. They knew I'd eat everyone alive, and STILL have room for cake. No surprise parties pls

80. Not that I know of. If they do, they owe me some of that fame and fortune, I'd be perfect as someone famous but useless!

81. Pineapple on pizza is punishable by intense slapping and rude glances by anyone. SERIOUSLY GET THAT SHIT OFF OF YOUR PIZZA

82. Mr. Roeder, music Director; pushed me to achieve perfection on sax, with no excuses and no bull.

83. 1)My appearance 2)Why the hell didn't I go to sleep earlier? 3) How can I be better than that person that thinks they're better than me?

84. Warning: Arrogant jerk, furry, spouts smarmy comments. Stay away.

85. 'Panic Switch', by the Silversun Pickups.
(Hello, my Dead Ringer)

86. Sir Ian McKellen. Have you seen the guy?

87. Well if I put a mirror outside the window, myself. Otherwise, the grass. Grass is cool.

88. 1-10. To some I'm hilarious, to others, I'm way too dry. I'd say overall, a 6.

89. In a slight position of authority, happily married, and just living life.

90. Overnight worker at a supermarket.

91. Rage Against The Machine, all the way.

92. 1, fluently. But can understand 3. English, usually, and French, Spanish.

93. Again, nothing, not big on family, or at least mine.

94. My father. Man is brilliant, rich, successful in engineering.

95. :| Fox. Cunning, sneaky, and generally a jerk. (Also fluffy)

96. ANSWER 97 QUESTIONS ON A- Horseback riding. I like animals of all kinds, but when I was little, the horses we rode HATED each other so it was a very stressful thing for a young me to go through. Love animals, but riding them? Nah, I'll let a horse climb on my back for a ride before I ride them. It'd be great for the glutes, you know.

97. My mother. She's been involved in every mistake/**** up in my life, even if she is the overwhelming cause for most of them. But, c'est la vie. She's learned, as have I, and now we have a very close relationship.
 

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