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Greetings and salutations to everyone who discovers this post, my name is Dylorion.
It is beyond a reasonable doubt that the mercenaries of both Builders League United and Reliable Excavation Demolition (being the bloodthirsty, sporadic, eccentric, and surprisingly winsome yet hysterical lunatics that they are) have enormous tendencies to verbally spout a profusion of interesting quotes or remarks. What else is to be expected of such personality-rich characters with those aforementioned traits?
Throughout every single Team Fortress 2 player's time enveloping themselves in the game for hours and years on end (like how I have been doing since the 28th of November in the year 2015), it is to be expected that they accumulate individual biases towards not only classes and their respective playstyles, maps, and gamemodes, but also the expansive dialogue ranges exclusive to the nine hired guns we have all grown to love since 2007.
In this presentation, I would like to ask you all one question:
I will provide mine below to initiate the discussion.
Yeah, I dare ya, rage quit. C'mon, make us both happy.
Come on, Bat. Let's go introduce you to some skulls.
Here's a schematic for ya: my ass!
If you order now, I'll throw in a second beatin', absolutely free.
Ding-dong!
SOLDIER
If God had wanted you to live, he would not have created me!
Never bring a bat to a battlefield, war is not a game.
You cannot burn me! I'm already ablaze with passion, for war!
Welcome to the United States of YOU JUST GOT DOMINATED!
Your country did not prepare you for the level of violence you will meet on my battlefield!
PYRO
Mmph.
DEMOMAN
If you were hunting trouble, lad, you found it!
Thus begins my thousand year reign of blood!
Not one of ya's going to survive this!
Oh, they're goin' ta have to glue you back together...IN HELL!
Thankfully I already don't remember this.
HEAVY
I am most dangerous man, in history of WORLD!
Ya-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta ya-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta do-de-da-va-da-da-dada! Kaboom-Kaboom!
I am Heavy Weapons Guy, and this is my new weapon!
You are not so good as you think!
I AM bulletproof!
ENGINEER
This button here, builds Teleporters. This button, builds Dispensers. And this little button makes them enemy sum-bitches wish they'd never been born!
You're all about to have a real bad day!
You must be a doctor, because you just saw the extent of my patience!
I told ya don't touch that darn thing.
Let's do this Texas style!
MEDIC
Hello, Fräuleins!
Come over here. I promise I vill heal you!
I feel like a million Deutschmarks!
Ze healing leaves little time for ze hurting.
Gesundheit!
SNIPER
I love this job. Sunshine's free, bullets are cheap, and everybody's got a head.
Quit blubberin' and take yer medicine like a man!
I'm gonna blow the inside of ya head all over four counties!
Wave goodbye ta yer head, wanker!
I'm a dinkum Aussie, not some bloody cartoon!
SPY
My knife is sharp, my watch is wound, my ski mask is freshly-laundered: time to win.
You suck!
They should call you whiners 'Dr. NOOOOOO!'
May I borrow your earpiece? (mimicking Scout) 'This is Scout! Rainbows make me cry! Over!'
What the hell is that?!
Overall, my favorite voice lines are spoken by Soldier. Such patriotic fervor.
I encourage, yet do not demand, reasonable cooperation from all who view this presentation to share your own favorite lines of dialogue from each of the classes. There is no harm in amicable conversation over our personal opinions, especially concerning trivial matters such as these.
On second thought, trivial matters are often the ones that spark the most outrage… We shall see.
It is beyond a reasonable doubt that the mercenaries of both Builders League United and Reliable Excavation Demolition (being the bloodthirsty, sporadic, eccentric, and surprisingly winsome yet hysterical lunatics that they are) have enormous tendencies to verbally spout a profusion of interesting quotes or remarks. What else is to be expected of such personality-rich characters with those aforementioned traits?
Throughout every single Team Fortress 2 player's time enveloping themselves in the game for hours and years on end (like how I have been doing since the 28th of November in the year 2015), it is to be expected that they accumulate individual biases towards not only classes and their respective playstyles, maps, and gamemodes, but also the expansive dialogue ranges exclusive to the nine hired guns we have all grown to love since 2007.
In this presentation, I would like to ask you all one question:
What is / are your favorite line(s) of dialogue from each of the nine classes in Team Fortress 2?
I will provide mine below to initiate the discussion.
( NOTICE: The following lines of dialogue are not listed in a manner that indicates any discernible ranking of them; they are not in particular order. )
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SCOUT———————————————————————————————————————————————
Yeah, I dare ya, rage quit. C'mon, make us both happy.
Come on, Bat. Let's go introduce you to some skulls.
Here's a schematic for ya: my ass!
If you order now, I'll throw in a second beatin', absolutely free.
Ding-dong!
SOLDIER
If God had wanted you to live, he would not have created me!
Never bring a bat to a battlefield, war is not a game.
You cannot burn me! I'm already ablaze with passion, for war!
Welcome to the United States of YOU JUST GOT DOMINATED!
Your country did not prepare you for the level of violence you will meet on my battlefield!
PYRO
Mmph.
DEMOMAN
If you were hunting trouble, lad, you found it!
Thus begins my thousand year reign of blood!
Not one of ya's going to survive this!
Oh, they're goin' ta have to glue you back together...IN HELL!
Thankfully I already don't remember this.
HEAVY
I am most dangerous man, in history of WORLD!
Ya-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta ya-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta do-de-da-va-da-da-dada! Kaboom-Kaboom!
I am Heavy Weapons Guy, and this is my new weapon!
You are not so good as you think!
I AM bulletproof!
ENGINEER
This button here, builds Teleporters. This button, builds Dispensers. And this little button makes them enemy sum-bitches wish they'd never been born!
You're all about to have a real bad day!
You must be a doctor, because you just saw the extent of my patience!
I told ya don't touch that darn thing.
Let's do this Texas style!
MEDIC
Hello, Fräuleins!
Come over here. I promise I vill heal you!
I feel like a million Deutschmarks!
Ze healing leaves little time for ze hurting.
Gesundheit!
SNIPER
I love this job. Sunshine's free, bullets are cheap, and everybody's got a head.
Quit blubberin' and take yer medicine like a man!
I'm gonna blow the inside of ya head all over four counties!
Wave goodbye ta yer head, wanker!
I'm a dinkum Aussie, not some bloody cartoon!
SPY
My knife is sharp, my watch is wound, my ski mask is freshly-laundered: time to win.
You suck!
They should call you whiners 'Dr. NOOOOOO!'
May I borrow your earpiece? (mimicking Scout) 'This is Scout! Rainbows make me cry! Over!'
What the hell is that?!
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This shall be the conclusion of my presentation.Overall, my favorite voice lines are spoken by Soldier. Such patriotic fervor.
I encourage, yet do not demand, reasonable cooperation from all who view this presentation to share your own favorite lines of dialogue from each of the classes. There is no harm in amicable conversation over our personal opinions, especially concerning trivial matters such as these.
On second thought, trivial matters are often the ones that spark the most outrage… We shall see.
