Jellybean Army Unite!

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PurpleNurple

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Thank you to all who commited to my Jellybean Army yesterday in vent in our ultimate plan to take over the world. We will not let Jehuty's Army of Darkness win. In appreciation for all of your commitments, I have given you titles in my Jellybean army/government. I tried to honor any reqested positions. They are as follows:

Bubbles - Captain Chicken Jellybean

Monkeybits - Secretary of Suspence Jellybean

RedFlag - Seargent Seaweed Jellybean

Spitfire Sweden - Major Buttermaker Jellybean

Mr. Bucket - Super Monster Jellybean

RomanticDeath - General Peacock Jellybean

Autofire - Secretary of Secrets Jellybean

raderjozef - #3 Jellybean

Carmine - Corporal of Chocolate Jellybean

Jedi Paul - Jedi Master Jellybean

Welsh Toast - #2 Jellybean

Ricardo - Captain Frenchbean Jellybean

GardenGroveVW - Captain Spacemonkeys Jellybean

Ephyu - Secretary of Zebras and Butterflies Jellybean

BigCounty21 - Master of Potatoes Jellybean

ReGaNoS - Secretary of Spice Jellybean

NinjaFluff - Secretary of superfluous substances Jellybean

Kris - Seargent Master Awesome Jellybean

pillar - Major General Jellybean

Azznik - Captain Capemaker Jellybean

djsatanswife - Super Secret Secretary of Subversive Tactics Jellybean

I still have many openings in my army if anyone else would like to join. And yes, you will get a special title.

Don't forget: Arts and Crafts this week is making macaroni necklaces. I'll provide the macaroni and paint, you will need to bring your own glue since I am no longer allowed to purchase glue. :)

-Queen Jellybean :)
 
Wow, I was almost, slighlty considering being scared of this army. Jehuty's Army doesn't need to post in the forum for recognition, everyone knows who we are.
 
"After joining Jehuty's army, I have no download times for any new maps, there is a spot reserved for me in Warpath at all times, and my ping has gone from 68 to 15! Gosh...I don't know what playing tf2 was like before joining Jehuty's army anymore....must've been the dark ages." Josey Wales
 
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Wow, I was almost, slighlty considering being scared of this army. Jehuty's Army doesn't need to post in the forum for recognition, everyone knows who we are.
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Maybe you are a little nicer than I gave you credit for, at least you are not going to embarrass your sad little army by calling them out. My jellybeans are proud to be in my army, thankyouverymuch!

Oh, and Josey Wales, I don't even know what you are talking about, we always have all that. Maybe it's becuase we are good and the secret internet forces already know who we are.

:)
 
Since the jellybeans seem to be the enemy of jehuty's army, and i'm an enemy of jehuty too, i want to be in the Jellybean Army! :D
 
Where was I when we were all enlisting for the Jellybean army? I miss all the cool stuff.
 
So you want to take on Jehuty's army of darkness AND Tanooki's evil masses? Sure, sign me up!
 
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Oh, and Josey Wales, I don't even know what you are talking about, we always have all that. Maybe it's becuase we are good and the secret internet forces already know who we are.
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Just to set the record straight for everyone who is interested in this dibacle...

In the beginning, there was relative peace and love in the world with Jehuty's army defending the earth from the evil zeppelins from outer space. Jehuty had jellybean factories to provide short term snacks to all his valiant troops while engaged with the invading enemy. Unfortunately, some of the jellybeans were so bad that the short term energy they provided to the troops could not surmount the wretched taste left in the soldier's of righteouness' mouths (see post 1 ^^^ for list of bad jellybeans).

After the defeat of the evil zeppelins, the ungrateful jellybeans came together and amassed an insurection, led by the spiteful queen PurpleNurple whose political machine has tried in vain to twist the facts and change Jehuty's Army's glorious history. So began civil war.

This is the indesputable history that PurpleNurple has been trying to contort to better serve her cause for world domination and getting back at Jehuty. IMO...I think she's just mad with all the others that they were not good enough to be in Jehuty's Army.

With the utmost integrity,
Josey Wales

PS: Ever wonder what arts and crafts is? Easy assimilation into Free Labor!

PPS: Our intelligence officer is too horrified to tell us what happens to those who fail in 'arts and crafts'.
 
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Do not listen to JoseyWales. I do not know where he gets his information. Most of it is a complete lie actually. We are a happy jellybean bunch. We accept everyone with open arms and lots of portable, hand held sugar. If they continue to force my hand, I will have to tell of the darkness behind Jehuty's army.

OK, for my new recruits: thank you, you will not be disappointed. With your accepting of the Jellybean army, you will now have jellybeans for life and super fun everyday. :) Your titles:

RedSpring - Master Keeper of the Pencil Sharpeners Jellybean

The Big Herm - Sargent Yo Quiero Taco Bello Jellybean

Gunning - Secretary of all things Blue or Brown and even hints of Orange Jellybean

Respawn - Captain Afro Jellybean

More openings, anyone? Any of Jehuty's people that want to defect, we offer safe haven. :)
 
2Sniperdaman - Captain Bunny Slippers Jellybean

Sir Berticus - Supercalifragilartist Jellybean

Sixxgunn - Secretary of the Anti-Buttered Popcorn Jellybeans Jellybean

chinaonnitrous - Captain Grossy Pants Jellybean
 
The army of darkness shall prevail. As long as Jehuty and I have winter and woodstock as medics, it's over.
 
In Jehuty's Army, we don't have arts and crafts. We work on our....gasp... Ubertaunts all day! (not very hard to work on Ubertaunts when your opponents are weaving baskets and glueing their fingers together)

Magnum is almost ready to be unveiled! *pops jelly bean in mouth* Oh sorry, was that a cousin? :)
 
PurpleNurple said:
Do not listen to JoseyWales. I do not know where he gets his information. Most of it is a complete lie actually. We are a happy jellybean bunch. We accept everyone with open arms and lots of portable, hand held sugar. If they continue to force my hand, I will have to tell of the darkness behind Jehuty's army.
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Sinking to wartime Propaganda sad. Jellybeans are all Blastflamers

Jehuteh's Lazy Body Gaurd
OSVG
 
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