The Daydream Thread
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the hills have eyes...
and not the movie...
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and not the movie...
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uhhhhh..
"what's for dinner..?"
"what's for dinner..?"
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why do i put random stuff in the chat boxes?
pie?
(>'-')> <('-'<)
i wonder why my girlfriend doesn't talk to me as much?
does jesus have a wife?
why does OSVG have a ton of kirby's?
<('-'^) (^'-')>
how, MANY licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop...seriously...
hmmm...i like pie
pie?
(>'-')> <('-'<)
i wonder why my girlfriend doesn't talk to me as much?
does jesus have a wife?
why does OSVG have a ton of kirby's?
<('-'^) (^'-')>
how, MANY licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop...seriously...
hmmm...i like pie
Hexactic equations anyone? (Like quadratic equations, but to the 6th degree. Oh noes.)
How many times per day is it healthy to check the forums?
Do the Mentals really live in canada?
Or are they a conspiracy, all invented characters by Deacon?
Is everyone here an alter ego of Deacon (pun not intended)?
Am I an alter ego of Deacon? Was I brainwashed?
Is Deacon an alter ego of someone... higher up?
What will Deacon become in a future reincarnation?
Why are we incarnating Deacon anyway?
What does incarnate mean?
Does the IRS have a soul? A heart? A brain??? Nah, its run by a whole lot of lunatics.
AKA Mentals, AKA Deacon, AKA God.
So confusing... >-<
How many times per day is it healthy to check the forums?
Do the Mentals really live in canada?
Or are they a conspiracy, all invented characters by Deacon?
Is everyone here an alter ego of Deacon (pun not intended)?
Am I an alter ego of Deacon? Was I brainwashed?
Is Deacon an alter ego of someone... higher up?
What will Deacon become in a future reincarnation?
Why are we incarnating Deacon anyway?
What does incarnate mean?
Does the IRS have a soul? A heart? A brain??? Nah, its run by a whole lot of lunatics.
AKA Mentals, AKA Deacon, AKA God.
So confusing... >-<
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Seriously?
You really want to know this? You can’t unknow it once it’s out there. OK, fine. Some of this is day dreaming, some of it is just random thoughts. This was from my drive to work today. This is fairly normal. I just decided to take notes today so I’d remember.
1. What would it be like if I had wings?
2. How is it possible that Edward Norton is 6’1”?
3. If I rubbed a cucumber on my neck, how long would I smell good and fresh like a cucumber before I just smelled like a rotten vegetable?
4. If I had made a up the words, what would I have called a wall?
5. What would it be like if I had a horn?
6. What would it be like if I had wings and a horn?
7. Would people fear me?
8. How likely is it that we will travel in a drive-up-banking shooter, but people sized, in my lifetime?
9. Was that my exit?
10. How can I be more tiddy?
11. What happens to the dead germs on my hand that the germ-x kills?
12. I wonder what it would be like to swim in a pool of creamy ranch dressing?
13. What would it be like to be a guy for a day?
14. What would my stapler say if it could talk?
15. If we didn’t have soap, how would we stay clean?
16. What is something else that might taste good dipped in caramel?
I decided to include my conclusions, so you aren’t left hanging. Some of these I come to after much thought. Others, the answer was so simple. I’m not really going in to detail, but here are my answers:
1. Awesome. 2. Probably his mom’s side. 3. 1.5 hours? 4. stablemate. 5. Cool. 6. Awesome and Cool. 7. Hopefully. 8. 2,087:1. 9. Aw, crap. 10. tiddy. 11. They go to germ heaven under my desk. 12. Stinky. 13. Interesting. 14. Ouch. 15. Scotchtape. 16. Chicken on a Stick.
You really want to know this? You can’t unknow it once it’s out there. OK, fine. Some of this is day dreaming, some of it is just random thoughts. This was from my drive to work today. This is fairly normal. I just decided to take notes today so I’d remember.
1. What would it be like if I had wings?
2. How is it possible that Edward Norton is 6’1”?
3. If I rubbed a cucumber on my neck, how long would I smell good and fresh like a cucumber before I just smelled like a rotten vegetable?
4. If I had made a up the words, what would I have called a wall?
5. What would it be like if I had a horn?
6. What would it be like if I had wings and a horn?
7. Would people fear me?
8. How likely is it that we will travel in a drive-up-banking shooter, but people sized, in my lifetime?
9. Was that my exit?
10. How can I be more tiddy?
11. What happens to the dead germs on my hand that the germ-x kills?
12. I wonder what it would be like to swim in a pool of creamy ranch dressing?
13. What would it be like to be a guy for a day?
14. What would my stapler say if it could talk?
15. If we didn’t have soap, how would we stay clean?
16. What is something else that might taste good dipped in caramel?
I decided to include my conclusions, so you aren’t left hanging. Some of these I come to after much thought. Others, the answer was so simple. I’m not really going in to detail, but here are my answers:
1. Awesome. 2. Probably his mom’s side. 3. 1.5 hours? 4. stablemate. 5. Cool. 6. Awesome and Cool. 7. Hopefully. 8. 2,087:1. 9. Aw, crap. 10. tiddy. 11. They go to germ heaven under my desk. 12. Stinky. 13. Interesting. 14. Ouch. 15. Scotchtape. 16. Chicken on a Stick.
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What would Chuck Norris Do?
Why is Ravenholm filled with zombies?
WHY CAN VALVE NOT MAKE A GOOD D-DAY MAP?
Why am I posting here?
What is the meaning of life?
When will Valve trash DoD:S Beta?
Why has Iran not been nuked by crazy people yet?
Why is Ravenholm filled with zombies?
WHY CAN VALVE NOT MAKE A GOOD D-DAY MAP?
Why am I posting here?
What is the meaning of life?
When will Valve trash DoD:S Beta?
Why has Iran not been nuked by crazy people yet?
A lot of the time I just wonder how early in the day I could leave without anyone noticing. With my supervisor on vacation, I could just be a ghost here and still get paid 
Thoughts from the day:
If our elbows were sharp enough to cut steak, would it still be rude to have your elbows on the table during dinner?
Bo Birnham is hilarious. Youtube his videos. I suggest his "Bo Yo" rap, and I think "Bo Fo Sho" was another one.
If I giggled like a crazy clown for my work voice mail, would people continue to call? Would I get fired?
How many shoelaces and shoelace ties/knots would it take for my shoes to be permanently stuck on my feet?
Why does my Pen have "Pinwheel" labeled on its side? What a strange pen company name.
Thoughts from the day:
If our elbows were sharp enough to cut steak, would it still be rude to have your elbows on the table during dinner?
Bo Birnham is hilarious. Youtube his videos. I suggest his "Bo Yo" rap, and I think "Bo Fo Sho" was another one.
If I giggled like a crazy clown for my work voice mail, would people continue to call? Would I get fired?
How many shoelaces and shoelace ties/knots would it take for my shoes to be permanently stuck on my feet?
Why does my Pen have "Pinwheel" labeled on its side? What a strange pen company name.
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Being a work at home parent doesn't mean everything is ultra organized all the time. Some days I have to follow the 2 year old around playing a game called "what's that smell?"... and sadly, it's not a diaper. Last week it was a half eaten banana she hid under the couch before she could go and play.
Other random thoughts?
If I walk to the back of the house quickly, will my mother in law see me through the window? If not, will she think I'm not home and just go away??
Why does Deets always put his smelly shoes near my office door??
I bet I could flick this penny and hit the cat in the butt before he hops on the counter.
What's that smell this time?
1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. ok.. all the pets and both kids accounted for and in other rooms. Now I can sneak something out of the fridge.
How the heck did they hear a cheese wrapper from 4 rooms away??
Pantyhose are the worst invention ever. I bet the guy who invented them just got dumped by his girlfriend for another woman and he was trying to get even.
If I have to turn my winamp up one more time I'm going to go turn off the power to the livingroom so Deets can't blare Adult swim.
Awww, look, the dog looks so comfy sleeping on that chair.... GET OFF THE FURNITURE YOU MUTT!
Spoon.
Other random thoughts?
If I walk to the back of the house quickly, will my mother in law see me through the window? If not, will she think I'm not home and just go away??
Why does Deets always put his smelly shoes near my office door??
I bet I could flick this penny and hit the cat in the butt before he hops on the counter.
What's that smell this time?
1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. ok.. all the pets and both kids accounted for and in other rooms. Now I can sneak something out of the fridge.
How the heck did they hear a cheese wrapper from 4 rooms away??
Pantyhose are the worst invention ever. I bet the guy who invented them just got dumped by his girlfriend for another woman and he was trying to get even.
If I have to turn my winamp up one more time I'm going to go turn off the power to the livingroom so Deets can't blare Adult swim.
Awww, look, the dog looks so comfy sleeping on that chair.... GET OFF THE FURNITURE YOU MUTT!
Spoon.
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"How could I try to explain the color Green to someone who has been blind there whole life?"
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Why am I post in this thread ? Oh, a spy just ran by me. Time to get that achievement. Wait, why am I posting my thoughts. Oh well, *inserts 70's music*
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