Seriously?
You really want to know this? You can’t unknow it once it’s out there. OK, fine. Some of this is day dreaming, some of it is just random thoughts. This was from my drive to work today. This is fairly normal. I just decided to take notes today so I’d remember.
1. What would it be like if I had wings?
2. How is it possible that Edward Norton is 6’1”?
3. If I rubbed a cucumber on my neck, how long would I smell good and fresh like a cucumber before I just smelled like a rotten vegetable?
4. If I had made a up the words, what would I have called a wall?
5. What would it be like if I had a horn?
6. What would it be like if I had wings and a horn?
7. Would people fear me?
8. How likely is it that we will travel in a drive-up-banking shooter, but people sized, in my lifetime?
9. Was that my exit?
10. How can I be more tiddy?
11. What happens to the dead germs on my hand that the germ-x kills?
12. I wonder what it would be like to swim in a pool of creamy ranch dressing?
13. What would it be like to be a guy for a day?
14. What would my stapler say if it could talk?
15. If we didn’t have soap, how would we stay clean?
16. What is something else that might taste good dipped in caramel?
I decided to include my conclusions, so you aren’t left hanging. Some of these I come to after much thought. Others, the answer was so simple. I’m not really going in to detail, but here are my answers:
1. Awesome. 2. Probably his mom’s side. 3. 1.5 hours? 4. stablemate. 5. Cool. 6. Awesome and Cool. 7. Hopefully. 8. 2,087:1. 9. Aw, crap. 10. tiddy. 11. They go to germ heaven under my desk. 12. Stinky. 13. Interesting. 14. Ouch. 15. Scotchtape. 16. Chicken on a Stick.