TRUE STORY: Word Experiment

[R.E.D]

I was driving yesterday and my son was in the back seat, I suddenly came up with this idea to help him develop his creativity, so I gave him 5 words and he had to think of a story related to those words.

I gave him: KID GROUND HOLE POLICE HELP


My original idea was about a kid who was playing on the sidewalk and fell on a hole in the ground and then police came and helped him.

Now he doesn't watch TV more than 30 mins a day, he is not violent, he has a great sense of humor and his is respectful and obedient.


This is the story he came up with:

"Once upon a time there was this kid who was running on the ground and then he saw a hole in the ground, then the police came and started chasing him and shooting him with their guns, and the kid started running away and screaming calling for help! help! so he jumped into the hole and he was hiding from the police"

I could not stop laughing.

 

[midget31394]

Lmao!!!!!!

 

[The Big Herm]

Nice...I see a career of organized crime in his future. The next wise guy.

 

[GardenGroveVW]

haha, thats funny.

 

[KyanWan]

Nice...I see a career of organized crime in his future. The next wise guy.

Close, but I'm more prone to say he's got more of a future in the tinfoil martial law government's out to get ya and put a computer chip in ya using the you-know-what probe they borrowed from lizardman aliens.

WOOT!

Because the kid didn't do anythin!

( On the other hand: kid found gun on the ground, held up the convenience store and put a hole in the clerk. ( etc etc ) - That's more Gotti Jr. )

I say if ye groom him right, you'll have a regular Dennis Kuchinich. ( Mind you, I like the guy. He's one of the ONLY honest & respectable politicians in Washington. He's an outstanding citizen. *clap* --- [EDIT] OH, and check out Kuchinich's wife ... your kid grows up to be a Kuchinich - he'll be one happy camper. )

 

[Sexy Beast]

Anti-establishment at such a young age.

 

[Gen.LeeAwesome]

if i was your son i would of said
"the kid punched the ground and made a hole...then the police came to stop his distruction,but he got help from his friends to defeat the police"

 

[Beta]

Wait! he did not finish!

'So then a medic came with 100% ubercharge and ubered me. i picked up a rock and beat the police officer and gained an achievement. When the swat team arrived, i took flee because i cloaked.'

 

[Danger]

very nice.. running from the law...

 

[MrFightinBrownies]

wat?...