*I'm blond so I can get away w/ this joke.*
A blond non-specific-gendered homosapien motorist was about two hours from the Gold Coast when they were flagged down by another non-specific-gendered homosapien whose truck had broken down.
The second non-specific-gendered homosapien walked up to the car and asked, 'Are you going to the Gold Coast?'
'Sure,' answered the blonde non-specific-gendered homosapien, 'do you need a lift ?'
'Not for me. I'll be spending the next three hours fixing my truck. My problem is I've got two chimpanzees in the back which have to be taken to the Gold Coast Zoo. They're a bit stressed already so I don't want to keep them on the road all day. Could you possibly take them to the zoo for me ? I'll give you $100 for your trouble.'
'I'd be happy to,' said the blonde non-specific-gendered homosapien.
So the two chimpanzees were ushered into the back seat of the blonde non-specific-gendered homosapien's car and carefully strapped into their seat belts. Off they went.
Five hours later, the truck driver was driving through the heart of the Gold Coast when suddenly the second non-specific-gendered homosapien was horrified!! There was the blonde non-specific-gendered homosapien walking down the street... holding hands with the two chimps!
With a screech of brakes the second non-specific-gendered homosapien pulled off the road and ran over to the blonde non-specific-gendered homosapien.
'What the heck are you doing here?' the second non-specific-gendered homosapien demanded, 'I gave you $100 to take these chimpanzees to the zoo.'
'Yes, I know you did,' said the blonde non-specific-gendered homosapien,' but we had money left over --- so now we're going to SeaWorld.'
A blond non-specific-gendered homosapien motorist was about two hours from the Gold Coast when they were flagged down by another non-specific-gendered homosapien whose truck had broken down.
The second non-specific-gendered homosapien walked up to the car and asked, 'Are you going to the Gold Coast?'
'Sure,' answered the blonde non-specific-gendered homosapien, 'do you need a lift ?'
'Not for me. I'll be spending the next three hours fixing my truck. My problem is I've got two chimpanzees in the back which have to be taken to the Gold Coast Zoo. They're a bit stressed already so I don't want to keep them on the road all day. Could you possibly take them to the zoo for me ? I'll give you $100 for your trouble.'
'I'd be happy to,' said the blonde non-specific-gendered homosapien.
So the two chimpanzees were ushered into the back seat of the blonde non-specific-gendered homosapien's car and carefully strapped into their seat belts. Off they went.
Five hours later, the truck driver was driving through the heart of the Gold Coast when suddenly the second non-specific-gendered homosapien was horrified!! There was the blonde non-specific-gendered homosapien walking down the street... holding hands with the two chimps!
With a screech of brakes the second non-specific-gendered homosapien pulled off the road and ran over to the blonde non-specific-gendered homosapien.
'What the heck are you doing here?' the second non-specific-gendered homosapien demanded, 'I gave you $100 to take these chimpanzees to the zoo.'
'Yes, I know you did,' said the blonde non-specific-gendered homosapien,' but we had money left over --- so now we're going to SeaWorld.'
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Silly truck-driver. 
