Greatest Multiple Choice Question EVER!

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Ok, so I just finished taking a psychology test (It's an online course for my university), and I saw the funniest question in all of multiple choice history!

There is a correlation between increasing global warming and the decline of ninjas. Why might this be?

A: Ninjas don't like warm weather.

B: The presence of ninjas on the Earth kept the temperatures lower.

C: There is a third variable causing both effects. (Obviously the correct answer)

D: Ninjas emit greenhouse gases when they die.

I couldn't even help myself. Almost wanted to answer wrong intentionally. :D
 
I know D is true


how? I'm a Viking at heart (predecessor to the pirates, superior to ninjas) And by easily killing these chums, I have done research and ninja's take in 500x Carbon emissions over time and 10,000x the methane. These are never released until death. Since pirates are superior and are killing off all the ninjas we are doomed.
 
It was the pyros. Killing all the ninjas and raising the global temperatures!

I think they were hired by those pirates!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
Sounds like a fun exam.. My tests normally end up something like this: (from my Computer Concepts class..)

"A feature not found in Microsoft PowerPoint is __________."
....As a fill in the blank.

It was obviously worded directly from the book and was looking for a specific answer.. I seriously wanted to put in "the ability to butter freshly toasted bread" than ask my professor to prove to me it actually does if she marked me down...
 
Ma said:
Sounds like a fun exam.. My tests normally end up something like this: (from my Computer Concepts class..)

"A feature not found in Microsoft PowerPoint is __________."
....As a fill in the blank.

It was obviously worded directly from the book and was looking for a specific answer.. I seriously wanted to put in "the ability to butter freshly toasted bread" than ask my professor to prove to me it actually does if she marked me down...
Click to expand...

This made me laugh quite hard! :P
 
This Thread (what with the original topic and Ma$termind's addition) is ALL WIN!

this is great stuff. lol
 
for fun, we did some questions from university papers a long time ago, to test whether people could think as well as figure out a given sum.
An actual Cambridge university test had the following question;

"A farmer has 200 cows in a field. What is the combined weight of the cows?"

My answer, "Milked or un-milked?"
 
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