fun clean one line jokes

[Sloppie]

You can't read this and stay in a bad mood!

1. How Do You Catch a Unique Rabbit?Unique up On It.

2. How Do You Catch a Tame Rabbit?Tame Way, Unique Up On It.

3. How Do Crazy People Go Through The Forest?They Take The Psycho Path.

4. How Do You Get Holy Water?You Boil The Hell Out Of It.

5. What Do Fish Say When They Hit a Concrete Wall?Dam!

6. What Do Eskimos Get From Sitting On The Ice too Long?Polaroid's.

7. What Do You Call a Boomerang That Doesn't work?A Stick.

8. What Do You Call Cheese That Isn't Yours Nacho Cheese. <--ha!!

9. What Do You Call Santa's Helpers?Subordinate Clauses.

10. What Do You Call Four Bullfighters In Quicksand?Quattro Sinko.

11. What Do You Get From a Pampered Cow?Spoiled Milk.

12. What Do You Get When You Cross a Snowman With a Vampire?Frost bite.

13.. What Lies At The Bottom Of The Ocean And Twitches?A Nervous Wreck.

14. What's The Difference Between Roast Beef And Pea Soup?Anyone Can
Roast Beef.

15. Where Do You Find a Dog With No Legs?Right Where You Left Him.

16. Why Do Gorillas Have Big Nostrils?Because They Have Big Fingers.

17. Why Don 't Blind People Like To Sky Dive?Because It Scares The Dog.

18. What Kind Of Coffee Was Served On The Titanic?Sanka.

19. What Is Thsse Difference Between a Harley And a Hoover?The Location Of
The Dirt Bag.

20. Why Did Pilgrims' Pants Always Fall Down?Because They Wore Their Belt Buckle On Their Hat.

21. What's The Difference Between a Bad Golfer And a Bad Skydiver?A Bad Golfer Goes Whack, Dang!A Bad Skydiver Goes Dang! Whack.

22. How Is a Texas Tornado And an Alabama Divorce The Same?Somebody's
Gonna Lose A Trailer!

Now, admit it. At least one of these made you smile

 

[Nero]

eh...I didn't find them funny, nice try though.

 

[Britishbrat1993]

At least one...but not all...

 

[Mjolnir]

wow i found plenty of them funny lol.

 

[PeterGriffin]

oh sloopie

 

[USMC SatComm TeK Stubster]

21. What's The Difference Between a Bad Golfer And a Bad Skydiver?A Bad Golfer Goes Whack, Dang!A Bad Skydiver Goes Dang! Whack.

LMAO!!!!!!

 

[Hoodie]

eh...I didn't find them funny, nice try though.

QFT.

I'm too sick right now to enjoy one-liners. Better luck with random youtube vids I'd say.

 

[Chase]

Hahaha.
Granted their not a LMAO or anything, but they gave me a good chuckle and some are pretty clever.
I liked them though, and i did smile, frequently.

Thanks.

 

[GardenGroveVW]

eh...I didn't find them funny, nice try though.

QFT.

I'm too sick right now to enjoy one-liners. Better luck with random youtube vids I'd say.

You two make me sick. Someone is trying to post something funny and you go and derail the post.

Did your mom ever tell you, if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say anything at all?

Lets stick to that I'm getting sick and tired of this negativity that has been created in our forums. This isn't the steam forums, this is edgegamers.

Now for the un-seriousness here is an unrelated picture:

HIJACK THREAD AWAY!!!

 

[Le Sac Magique]

Zwei things:

1 - the one I liked best was this - '9. What Do You Call Santa's Helpers?Subordinate Clauses.
' since it's not only appealing to the grammar nazi inside of me but is also ironic.

2 - We all know Lafinass stole Christmas ages ago.

 

[MrQ]

LMAO!!!!!!

QFT!!

That one made me smile

 

[Maj.Emish]

not all were funny but there were some wing dingers in there

 

[Cicatriz]

Very nice. Nothing like one liners to help you get through the day.

 

[Sloppie]

thank ya, thank you very much (in my best elvis voice)

 

[broccolicreamsoup]

why Did the math book kill its self? It had a lot of problems

 

[Captain Canuck]

14. What's The Difference Between Roast Beef And Pea Soup?Anyone Can
Roast Beef.

17. Why Don 't Blind People Like To Sky Dive?Because It Scares The Dog.

Those two made me laugh!
Thanks for posting, most of those are quite clever

 

[J_landry]

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino?

elephino (pronounced hell if I know)

 

[GTghost]

those are pretty funny