Awesomeness Killz+Deathz IRONY

[Summer]

I've been playing for a few weeks now and getting used to STEAM. Wowza . I lovez this game. (not as much as my Xenophek of course)

When I died one time, there was the same cut scene with everyone killing everyone...but...I was watching this heavy go down and was about to shoot someone....then it changed to a very short scene of a spy behind a sniper for 2 sec..THEN... *STAB*. (scene changed) ..Heavy is running around.

It was so hilarious, I wish I had video of it.

Anyway, the irony...I'm a SPY, I ran up behind a heavy and 2 medics..then I stabbed the first one..then the second one saw me and ran behind and stabbed him...then...I run up behind the heavy, oblivious to what is going on,....I was about to stab him..then A SPY CAME OUT OF NO WHERE...andz...I diedz. I guess that 3 kill wasnt meant to be.

Anyway I bet you more experienced memebers have alot of storys.
Do tell

 

[Doomcat]

one time maybe 5 months ago (sometime before i joined eGO) i was playing a dustbowl server and i come by on red team (as a spy of course as anyone who plays with me will tell you ) a goldmine of kills 3 3!!! THREE medics and a heavy all with they're backs turned to me, healing up to a heavy. now i do what any self respecting spy would do. stab the lot of them cloak and look for more opertunitys the stabs go with no drawbacks none of them even turn as they fall like dominos

then im going by the EXACT SAME SPOT later and theres the EXACT SAME SCENE faceing me...all three medics...and heavy...backs turned...and what makes it even better as the medics yell that they have ready ubercharges. and you'll never guess that i stabbed ALL FOUR of them AGAIN...and it turns out they're the exact same players that moment will never leave me

of course later i see them AGAIN (only with 2 medics) but this time the heavy is smart turns around and puts a few bullets in my head

 

[Summer]

Wow! That is pretty sweet. Maybe someday that will happen to me.

 

[B_Zeal]

this one time as pyro on dustbowl map 2 I was a little confused which side I was on (in reality I was on red) and apprently so were the blues

I ran through the caves and into the blues tunnel (after they capped the first point for a while). Nothing was set up except a tele and two medics healing a heavy eating a sandwich. So I run up to them with the backburner, apparently they think I'm just stopping by to say hi, and start roasting the heavy from the back with crits. Guess only one of the medics was healing him, which I didn;t notice at first either, and I was extremely surprised that the heavy didn't die after I emptied half my clip on him, and thought I was committing some sort of weird teamkill seeing how no one was bothering to attack me.

Eventually the poor heavy burned, and I chased the medics out. Happy ending.

 

[wasawiki.]

one time maybe 5 months ago (sometime before i joined eGO) i was playing a dustbowl server and i come by on red team (as a spy of course as anyone who plays with me will tell you ) a goldmine of kills 3 3!!! THREE medics and a heavy all with they're backs turned to me, healing up to a heavy. now i do what any self respecting spy would do. stab the lot of them cloak and look for more opertunitys the stabs go with no drawbacks none of them even turn as they fall like dominos

then im going by the EXACT SAME SPOT later and theres the EXACT SAME SCENE faceing me...all three medics...and heavy...backs turned...and what makes it even better as the medics yell that they have ready ubercharges. and you'll never guess that i stabbed ALL FOUR of them AGAIN...and it turns out they're the exact same players that moment will never leave me

of course later i see them AGAIN (only with 2 medics) but this time the heavy is smart turns around and puts a few bullets in my head

Wow thats epic

 

[AWPerator]

I tried Rocket Jumping, my initial rocket killed someone, and upon landing, I got 3 crits in a row to get 5 more kills.
My jaw dropped.


Another time, I was a soldier once again, and I rocket jumped. At the exact same moment, I got backstabbed.

I went flying forward and upwards, at a 60 degree angle, yet I was still alive. I heard the crit noise, I saw the spy when I looked down, and the spy started typing "WHAT JUST HAPPENED?!"

Strange.

 

[Natirasha]

2 heavies and a pyro on Blackmesa. I'm a medic and they are all trying to kill me. A friendly pyro runs by and light them on fire, but doesn't kill them. I Blutsauger the pyro and when he reaches me, I pull out my ubersaw, killing him. This fills my ubercharge, so I deploy it. I run into the vents(I'm at the trapdoor to A near L) and circle onto the platform above them. They run into the vents to follow me, I hop down and pull out my ubersaw. I hit the first heavy once, then twice(critting the second time), killing him. I hit the next heavy once, then a scout traps me between them. I hit the scout and deploy a second ubercharge just in time. I can't escape, they have me sandwiched between them. Right before my uber wears off, a friendly heavy sees me and KGBs the other heavy, switches to Sasha and kills the scout. I run up behind him(my uber off by now) and then a demo runs up and fires to consecutive crit grenades, killing us.

I hate you, Iron Horse.

 

[Jorzonator]

Thos one time I cloacked in 2fort in to the opposing front door and a whole bunch of ppl ran to the bridge (2 heavies 2 medics 1 soldier 1 pyro) I uncloacked and stabbed theme all MUAHAHA

 

[TheZaw]

Yesterday my shpah had a little fun with the tf2 physics. I was on the high ground in dustbowl map 2 point 1, the little shack with 2 half metals and 2 full hp packs. A soldier was juggling a pyro and the pyro had been overhealed and was sent up over my head. Me, seeing this chance, jumped off and stabbed him in the back while he was going up! That footage is going in my frag video.


Another video worthy incident happened in the same map, but when i was attacking. An engy had his sentry and dispenser set up so i could dispenser shield and kill him, and i went for the kill. His sentry was behind the rocks on point 2 of map 2 (still dustbowl) with the 100% health kit and i didn't see a sniper come up behind me. He kukried me once and sent me flying over the dispenser, into the sentry that was turning to kill me! I cloaked quickly and the combination of the sentry+kukri sent me as high as the building in front of the point! I had less than 10 health in the air, and with incredible air-strafing skill landed ON the 100% health pack and lived to tell the tale. Needless to say, that is also going into my frag video =D.



~[ESG]TheZaw

 

[mad pistol]

This incident happened on Dustbowl 1 playing as blue.

I love playing as a heavy. Preferably with a medic, I'll run as far up as I can to the enemy spawn and try and kill everything that I can on the way. Every once in a while, I'll get a really good medic that knows how to dodge hits and survive. In the end, I end up getting around 18-19 kills in one run, and the medic gets a ton of points as well.

A few weeks ago, the same thing happened. This time, something freaky happened though. As I was mowing down the other team, near the second point, I saw a medic come out of the crowd, and he was healing a disguised spy. A few seconds later, he was an ubered disguised spy! So as soon as the spy realized he was ubered, he ran up to me and my teammates, then ran to the back of the red team, and as soon as the uber ran out, he stabbed the medic. Then he proceeded to stab the other team from the back. They were completely oblivious the entire time.

During this time, a spy stabbed my medic and then me! In the end, both teams were completely dead and I was watching the two spies have a knife fight. I think our team's spy won, and he captured the 2nd point.

That was the craziest thing I've ever seen in this game.

 

[TheZaw]

Yesterday my shpah had a little fun with the tf2 physics. I was on the high ground in dustbowl map 2 point 1, the little shack with 2 half metals and 2 full hp packs. A soldier was juggling a pyro and the pyro had been overhealed and was sent up over my head. Me, seeing this chance, jumped off and stabbed him in the back while he was going up! That footage is going in my frag video.


Another video worthy incident happened in the same map, but when i was attacking. An engy had his sentry and dispenser set up so i could dispenser shield and kill him, and i went for the kill. His sentry was behind the rocks on point 2 of map 2 (still dustbowl) with the 100% health kit and i didn't see a sniper come up behind me. He kukried me once and sent me flying over the dispenser, into the sentry that was turning to kill me! I cloaked quickly and the combination of the sentry+kukri sent me as high as the building in front of the point! I had less than 10 health in the air, and with incredible air-strafing skill landed ON the 100% health pack and lived to tell the tale. Needless to say, that is also going into my frag video =D.



~[ESG]TheZaw

All of this is on youtube!

[ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x_EbE_iHEe8[/ame]