Reguarding the promotion list.

Spray

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I originally posted this just as a reply to the "Kendle's E-mail" thread, but it deserves it's own thread. Anyway, I think the promo list will come out, Twas the night before Christmas style.

Something like this:



Twas the night before Christmas, when throughout every house,

All the leadership were working, with the click of their mouse;

All considerations made, and handled with care,

The promotion list was ready, a majestic affair;

The members were all home, searching through threads,

While visions of banning punks danced through their heads;

JohnT in his hoodie, and Kendle in shirt,

Would post the new list, a front page alert;

When in 2fort there arose such a clatter,

They sprang into RCON to see what's a matter;

Three players with each an outrageous score,

But what they saw would inspire them more;

One lonely e trying to keep peace,

Ensuring they would be dealt with, their hacking would cease;

Both JonnT and Kendle knew what they must do,

As they pulled out their hammer and swung right on through;

Three holiday hackers who thought they were clever,

Were sent to ban country, forever and ever;

And now this young e, who would not desist,

Made an excellent addition to the new founded list;

Now a quick edit, to the Team Fortress G's,

And then he would admin, and kick, with glee;

They thought to themselves, what great members we possess,

And On both their faces was a look of impress;

Back to the website to make the big post,

For all to see, and celebrate, and boast;

The list was now up, and oh how it was grand,

We certainly have the best admins in all of the land.

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And if, hypothetically of course, this did get put up for the promotion list, I would want this to be added:


And, if your name did not make the list, please do not fright;

We still wish a merry Christmas to all, and to all a good night.​
 
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Its too long D: nicely done though :D
 
Too long? Too short. The original night before Christmas is twice as long.
 
Jerry, just remember, it's not a lie if you believe it.

And I only used the first 5 words. ;)
 
I shed a tear... next do "Invisible" by Clan Aiken plz? lol
I will start....

If i was an e g o
I would be banning all the noob
Make the servers nice tonight
My bans would be mythical
I could remove you where you stand
with my epic perma ban
If i was an e g o
Come Christmas i hope that i am.

you can applaud now :P
 
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Wow I have to say I love that! Its a great poem, so great I think it should go on the front page with the promo list! Good job Spray!
 
Wow I have to say I love that! Its a great poem, so great I think it should go on the front page with the promo list! Good job Spray!

QFT!


Now do your version of The Nightmare Before Christmas, for the banned list! Haha.
 
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