This is all I could come up with for the TF2 side:
Most Annoying Person Most Backstabs 2nd Most Annoying Person Most Headshots Shortstop Most Scout Kills With Bat I hate You 17 ms average connection MIT Graduate Most Kills With Sentry Gun Soulless Most Headshots as Sniper BBQ Technician Most Kills with Flamethrower RAWR! Most Kills with minigun My Buddy Most Kill Assist Killing Them Softly Most Kills with Natasha Tenderizer Most Kills with Fist We all carry shovels but we dig no holes? Most Kills with Shovels Yo! Adrian! Most Kills with Boxing Gloves 1st Do No Harm…Wait…Most Kills with Ubersaw Tiddy Most Kills Also Tiddy Most Dominations