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- Apr 17, 2008
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So I heard the servers where going to go down for a short maintenance period. And I though what could happen during that time and I think it will be like this:
With no eGO servers to play on and the shoutbox void of anyone, even Darth, I start aimlessly drifting around the internet. Within the hour I become a internet vagrant and I am then e-kidnapped. After being kidnapped I am forced to work in the e-circus doing menial, mind melting tasks and on bad days....programming! Then after 6 months me and one of the e-trapeze e-artists fall in e-love and make an e-escape. Sadly she is caught in a horde of pop-ups and spam mail, I'll miss her. (e-tear) Now on my own, I survive in the e-wilderness for a few months. Finally I stumble upon an e-fence. Noticing a hole in the fence I go through, but I do not see the sign labeling the area 'BAN COUNTRY'. Shortly after going through I am mauled by a Ban Bear. I survive the attack when he is distracted by a aimbotter and a mic spammer, may they rest in pieces, but I am unable to move. By night fall I can hear Ban Raptors approaching.
Then Tiddy, hearing of an eGO member wrongly in Ban Country, uses the Council Chopper, now armed for ban combat, flies in after me. He comes down and uses his Golden Ban Hammer (Standard Issue #BH196) and his M-60 loaded with Ban Bullets to hold off the ban raptors, and send them into a whole new dimension of ban, as RESPAWN pulls me to the chopper. PurpleNurple uses the chopper's mounted minigun to cover Tiddy as he rushes back to the chopper. With everyone on board GardenGrove and MoP fly us off to Johnt's yacht piloted by DrukenSailor. We than arrive at eGO's Island Anti-Ban Recovery Center. Where I am healed by !Woodstock ,who shows up after I spam the 'E' key conveniently placed on the hospital bed.
Then the whole council meets me and tells me to 'Always read the warning signs!' and they all act like parents from a '50's TV show. Then I go back to the servers whistling a tune and get back to fraggin'.
And that is my story of what will happen while the eGO servers are down. Unless they aren't in which case Tiddy will have to wait to use his Ban Bullets some other day. ( I know not everyone in there is council, but its my story and that's how I imagined it!)
With no eGO servers to play on and the shoutbox void of anyone, even Darth, I start aimlessly drifting around the internet. Within the hour I become a internet vagrant and I am then e-kidnapped. After being kidnapped I am forced to work in the e-circus doing menial, mind melting tasks and on bad days....programming! Then after 6 months me and one of the e-trapeze e-artists fall in e-love and make an e-escape. Sadly she is caught in a horde of pop-ups and spam mail, I'll miss her. (e-tear) Now on my own, I survive in the e-wilderness for a few months. Finally I stumble upon an e-fence. Noticing a hole in the fence I go through, but I do not see the sign labeling the area 'BAN COUNTRY'. Shortly after going through I am mauled by a Ban Bear. I survive the attack when he is distracted by a aimbotter and a mic spammer, may they rest in pieces, but I am unable to move. By night fall I can hear Ban Raptors approaching.
Then Tiddy, hearing of an eGO member wrongly in Ban Country, uses the Council Chopper, now armed for ban combat, flies in after me. He comes down and uses his Golden Ban Hammer (Standard Issue #BH196) and his M-60 loaded with Ban Bullets to hold off the ban raptors, and send them into a whole new dimension of ban, as RESPAWN pulls me to the chopper. PurpleNurple uses the chopper's mounted minigun to cover Tiddy as he rushes back to the chopper. With everyone on board GardenGrove and MoP fly us off to Johnt's yacht piloted by DrukenSailor. We than arrive at eGO's Island Anti-Ban Recovery Center. Where I am healed by !Woodstock ,who shows up after I spam the 'E' key conveniently placed on the hospital bed.
Then the whole council meets me and tells me to 'Always read the warning signs!' and they all act like parents from a '50's TV show. Then I go back to the servers whistling a tune and get back to fraggin'.
And that is my story of what will happen while the eGO servers are down. Unless they aren't in which case Tiddy will have to wait to use his Ban Bullets some other day. ( I know not everyone in there is council, but its my story and that's how I imagined it!)
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