Suddenly it was night time. My body ached and I wondered why it was so cold. I soon realized I was nearly naked. Shoes, pants, and shirt all missing. I had my underwear and socks but that was it. I remembered the old lady and sighed as I got to my feet. Still somewhere in New York. A passerby looked at me and said "What the hell are you doing out here?" I coughed and looked around quickly. "Sorry," I started, "I was tasered multiple times until I got here."
"Why are you almost naked?"
"No idea."
"Oh."
I nodded and walked away. I heard footsteps behind me and a bag went over my head. Darkness followed. And something pointy jammed into my right side.
It was a taser and I released feces out of my bum.